Murder

[Frankblackwife]

Do you think you could get away with it?

Also you would have to go off grid digital wise especially in developed countries

so no taking phone with you as you could be tracked to exact location
no Texts phone calls messages

so get the old style Nokia 3310

afterwards burn all clothes including shoes socks afterwards and then go swimming ( chlorine gets rid of a lot of stuff 😂

in the uk if I wanted to get rid of someone I would research carbon monoxide poisoning & how it works
or maybe if I really didn’t like them a gas explosion 😂

oh I love Sue Grafton books
A for Alibi 😂. Read them all

@ShodAndShadySenators pmsl at hand-sewn Cossacks.

Putting morality to the side, I'd find being a murderer really stressful! Same with adulterer.

I would however make an excellent spy. I'm generally invisible and people never remember my face and if they do they confuse me with someone else. I have that kind of vaguely pleasant look that people instantly trust me.

Images of you walking into an Internet cafe isn't evidence that you researched murder ideas or whatever though. Plus the police would have to know date time of said excursion to the cafe to go trawling through cctv but even then it proves nothing other than you were in an Internet cafe.

And we only got up to Y - very sad.

Would it be easier to investigate & find Claudia & who killed Melanie Hall etc now? I imagine so.

I really wish this was the other way round so that I could tell my joke.

I'll tell it anyway.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila!

@CautiousLurker01 Can I just say that being a Doctor of Murder Mysteries is one of the coolest things I've ever heard.

I'd be a terrible murderer, I'd never get away with it. But then I would say that, wouldn't I...?

I have always told dh to think twice before bending over to pick up £50 / a cheese board / skate board at the top of the stairs. The door to the bathroom is at the top of the stairs....

Most internal doors in houses open inwards, into the room, though? Front doors tend to open into the house too.

I think a bigger barrier to this one: are internet cafes still even a thing?! I've just googled and in my (large) town the only option seems to be the library, and you have to enter your library card number to use their computers so it isn't anonymous.

But that's the easy part. The police always look at the partner first, then at the rest of the family, then at everyone the victim knew. It's extremely rare to murder someone you don't know

No I couldn't. I wouldn't want to kill anyone and if I did I'd probably fess up immediately.

What is the AIBU btw? I'm sure someone's already asked

Yes, they are. In certain parts of the city in the north west like the one I live in, and I saw a few in north London last year. Nowhere near as many as a decade ago but they still exist.

I'm from the same town as Melanie Hall & used to often go to the same nightclub. I feel that MH was murdered by someone she met in the club. Was the man who kissed her ever traced? Such a shame that her friends left her on her own thinking she was with her boyfriend and vice versa. I always tell my dds never to leave any friends in their own.

I'm very intrigued as to who murdered Jill Dando. Her brother seems to think that she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time as she wasn't due to be back at her house that day. But I'm not so sure. It's almost unheard of for someone, particularly an adult, to be murdered by a stranger, plus it seemed to be so meticulously carried out

I've just googled too, we have two Internet cafes. Plus the library. When I got my library card many years ago I didn't need to present ID. I don't think that's changed. Obviously if you're going to have to resort to the library to get on the Internet to research murder methods, you will need to join under a fake name. Also wear a wig/mustache, you know, it's all in the details... oh and for goodness sakes, please use cash!

Only if I had a piggery

thousands go missing from the UK every year. I imagine quite a few are murdered where the perp is never found. I've heard it's easier to get away with murder if the person is unknown to you.

If I put my conspiracy hat on I would say the the “establishment “
she was a popular powerful in her own way credible journalists
who was very well liked

I think maybe she had something on the bbc presenters who we now know are sex abusers and she took her suspicions to the wrong people

Sorry, I know I'm being morbidly nosy, but what was the reason given for the man who arranged the car highjacking? They were on their honeymoon! Surely not marrying her would have been the easiest option.

My personal theory is there are many murders which go unpunished because people don’t realise they are murders. Deaths look accidental. I reckon it’s fully possible women killing their husbands / male partners is really under-reported because a pillow over the face at night and ‘oh no it was just a heart attack one of those things such a tragedy’. They wouldn’t be performing autopsies on all these fellas.

I agree, there’s probably some proportion of those people who’ve been murdered. But then what do the killers do with the corpses is what I’ve always wondered.

Yes, a friend of mine said she'd read that maybe JD was about to expose a story on someone and needed to be silenced. I think someone was paid to assassinate her, so that will be even harder to investigate

Now you have a digital footprint for searching for an Internet cafe so the police know where to look....