I don't understand this post - have you intentionally disproved your own point in an attempt to be ironic and show the ridiculousness of the argument?
Of all of those things you have listed as needing to be provided by a four star hotel - which ones do you think are actually being provided to asylum seekers housed there?
You could argue that they have wifi and access to dinner and breakfast, but the food won't be of the same standard you would expect of a 4* hotel and it certainly won't be waiter service.
They won't be getting anything else on that list. You said in another post "Why wouldn't they open the door to the pool and sauna?" Quite simply because of cost - costs to keep a pool and sauna heated, clean and hygienic are.astronomical!
You also talked about 1000 men arriving each day - again, that is just not true. 1000 people arrived in one day once, but it is not every day. The average is around 100 per day and that includes women and children, not just men.
That average is likely to reduce before the end of the year because higher numbers over the summer due to good weather have bolstered it, but those numbers will reduce as we head into autumn and winter, lowering the average.
You're hearing hooves....stop thinking Zebras and think horses instead!