to ask you to tell us something you’d never admit IRL

[GooseAndSandals]

I’ll start with one of my less dark ones. I didn’t care when my father died.

I usually have a wee in the pool when I’m swimming.

I had a colleague that I had the most fierce crush on early in my career (over 20 years ago). He was "the one that got away", I thought he wasn't interested and started a relationship with someone else, then found out afterwards that he did like me. I left that job in 2002, but I've never forgotten him due to the feeling of unfinished business.

Coincidentally I found out TODAY that he's just been looking at my LinkedIn profile... its taking all my restraint to prevent myself from falling into that crush again. Even after all these years. But I must.

I don't listen to much of what my husband witters on about, but have perfected the art of appearing interested by picking up a word to repeat here and there, and making bland comments or asking basic questions which could be about anything.

I still think of my ex from 10 years ago. Never got over the heartbreak.

Getting my ducks in a row. I dream of a tiny seaside cottage/bedsit/beach hut where no one can find me, especially husband. I will go and visit the now adult kids but not sure if i will tell anyone where I am actually living. I'll change my name, too. Thinking about it keeps me going when life gets too depressing. I am doing what I can to make it happen though, it's not just wishful thinking.

Oh no, that’s really gross. I wee in the bath but it’s just me wallowing in my own filth.

I hate my mother and I wish she was dead. Shes 93 and the last piece of shit in my life.

I so relate to this one. I fantasised about doing just that for more years than I can count.

When DH and I made our wills, we named my niece and nephew as joint beneficiaries if, somehow, our children died before us.
DH has 2 nephews, his sister's sons, and he doesn't like them, they're sarcastic and sly just like their dad.
If SIL knew she'd probably be very upset but we'd be dead so we wouldn't care.

I also have a horrendous temper and I do often wonder what's wrong with me. I keep it hidden well though

Are they both married?

That sounds like bliss.

I hold so much anger and resentment to my mother. No matter what she does to try and make up for the bad, it was for so long I can’t forgive her

The one that got away was complete trouble. I still wonder about the troublesome one. We have had sporadic contact and I know he regrets it. But I don’t think he has really changed. I even thought of him on my wedding day.

due to numerous health issues, I often have to use a finger to help myself have a number 2

My head is elsewhere most of the time. Family days out, meals with my DH, holidays…I’m there in body but my mind is constantly dreaming about a different life.

No! Neither are married!

No, it's probably something I should look into. It's taken all my energy just to keep going since we found out last week.

If I get really nervous/excited I sometimes orgasm. It's not even sexual. I once orgasmed on a bus because I was going to be late for work on an important day.

I think I need a diagram!

I'd imagine there are many women who felt similar. At least he's dead now though, karma got the cunt in the end😁 hope you were able to escape too

In that case, what's the problem? Are you married or are they just not right for you?

Username also changed just for this thread....

My husband gives me the ick, it's like he's decided he's an old man and gets no enjoyment from life. I'd leave him but I literally cannot bear the thought of being away from our DC half of the time. So I'm in this for at least another 10 years.

No, I'm not married.

I would have said what the problem is originally, if I wanted to 😂