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What's some juicy gossip that you can't share irl but can share with nosy strangers on mumsnet?

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 15/08/2025 19:39

Animated GIF

To improve an otherwise boring friday night in front of the TV, with my slightly poorly DD x

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/08/2025 21:27

@DressingGemma any update there? 👀🤭

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/08/2025 21:30

123ps · 24/08/2025 11:09

Nothing wrong with biscuits. Depending on what your favourites are. Please don't be saying a rich tea. 😂.needs to be atleast a jammie dodger and then you've pulled haha

😄😄 fruit shortcake 🙈🙈🙈

Jammy dodgers 🤤🤤

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/08/2025 21:30

MrsRobinsonsHandprints · 24/08/2025 12:25

But you wouldn't want to marry a Jammy dodger, they would only be good for a bit of fun, would rather marry the rich tea, but that is probably showing my age.

I'd avoid the Garibaldi, full of pretensions and will only be a disappointment.

😭😭

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/08/2025 21:32

TaupeLemur · 23/08/2025 22:23

I also know someone who’s very posh, curvy girlfriend is a high end ‘specialist’ escort - dominatrix. Gets paid a small fortune to walk up and down the backs of judges and the like in heels… swears she doesn’t have sex with the clients. She’s posh enough to go to dinner or events before locking them up in women’s pants in a wardrobe, spanking them or whatever…
She’s an artist who doesn’t want a normal job, wants to earn shedload of cash but comes from money ( think private school, Oxbridge, daddy’s in finance etc) and I’ve always found it weird that this is what she does when her parents would bankroll her…

👀👀

I feel like if someone paid me to insult and step on them, I'd give it a shot 🤭

That said, I am not rich

If i was rich, I wouldnt be doing anything for a man, i'd be 100% a pillow princess 🙈

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/08/2025 21:34

Dippythedino · 23/08/2025 22:33

One of the senior managers has a private business & often takes on last minute contracts during work hours. The rest of the SLT are unaware & think they're doing their regular job. The senior manager will cancel meetings at the last minute if a private job comes up. As we all work remotely the SLT can't track & haven't noticed the moonlighting manager.

Are we rooting for her? Is she nice to you or a dick?

As the saying goes, work smarter, not harder

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/08/2025 21:36

TaupeLemur · 23/08/2025 22:18

Friends - a couple - go to sex parties and sex clubs so that he can watch his DW having sex with multiple
partners. She’s bi and enjoys people watching her. They also have an arrangement where she occasionally get paid - a token amount as it’s all about the ‘kink’ of being a ‘sexworker’.
Each to their own but I can’t imagine the looks they’d get at the school gates if it came out.

What are they like at the school gates? My guess is quiet and unassuming 😄

I wonder what he gets out of the arrangement though, is he sleeping with others too do you think?

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123ps · 24/08/2025 21:42

I am partial to a fruit shortcake, but once youve opened the pack. O my , your lucky if there's many left.
Not the best for dunking though, and don't we all enjoy a good dipping from time to time? 😉

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/08/2025 21:47

123ps · 24/08/2025 21:42

I am partial to a fruit shortcake, but once youve opened the pack. O my , your lucky if there's many left.
Not the best for dunking though, and don't we all enjoy a good dipping from time to time? 😉

Pro Wrestling Laughing GIF by ALL ELITE WRESTLING

😭😭

From chocolate fingers to ginger nuts, if they can last a dipping, theyre good with me

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DressingGemma · 24/08/2025 22:37

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/08/2025 21:27

@DressingGemma any update there? 👀🤭

Still going on I think my client suspects even thought she hasn’t directly said. I think she is in denial to be honest or is scared to ask questions because if it was me I’d be following him/putting a tracker on him/asking her questions or something. As for the best friend, it takes all I have to not say anything as I disagree with the affair 100% but I still feel like I need to know the details lol.

For those asking I’m not a hairstylist but you are close ;)

Dippythedino · 25/08/2025 10:25

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/08/2025 21:34

Are we rooting for her? Is she nice to you or a dick?

As the saying goes, work smarter, not harder

@mumofoneAloneandwell she's becoming a dick unfortunately but I'm powerless to do anything so I'm planning my exit strategy for 2026.

PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 26/08/2025 10:24

Think of a profession and then think of someone in that profession eventually getting to be the head of that profession. This is a profession that has members in pretty much every town and city in the country.

You would think he got there by being brilliant at his job and then recognised as such by his peers and being put forward for the role of head of that profession which brings with it massive prestige, money and income potential except.....I worked with this person for a few years a decade ago and he is actually rubbish at the job and worse still, caused more problems than he solved. He was also a thief of clients property, a grifter and a liar. I was witness to some of his most heinous mistakes, thievery and lies so I nearly fell over when I discovered that he had reached the heights in the profession that he has.

I left the job when his behaviour became to hard to stomach. The person that took my role, called me in a state, 8 weeks later, saying she had handed in her notice for the same reason.

A deep dive online into how he got there and it looks like he did it by ducking and diving and smoke and mirrors which, knowing him as well as I do, comes as no surprise.

If I told what I knew and it was proven (and it is eminently provable by DNA) it would be a national scandal.

I never would but I now wish I had spoken up at the time. I didn't because of how it would have reflected on his employer at the time who was a thoroughly decent human being and I didn't have the heart to create a problem for him and his business.

Just because someone is the head and representative of a profession or anything else for that matter, it doesn't mean they are an exemplar of that profession. They might just be dodgy but intelligent with it and be brazen as hell.

deeahgwitch · 26/08/2025 12:42

What a pity you can’t name and shame @PulchritudinousLycanthrope

would a word in the right journalist’s ear work ?

Rallentanda · 26/08/2025 12:54

LazyLions · 16/08/2025 18:23

🤣🤣🤣🤣

very much so!

How did that come about then? And did he make you sign something?
(Have it on good authority he gets around and is a nice time, so lucky you 😂)

PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 26/08/2025 13:59

deeahgwitch · 26/08/2025 12:42

What a pity you can’t name and shame @PulchritudinousLycanthrope

would a word in the right journalist’s ear work ?

No. It's all too late and I would look like a mad loon making ridiculous allegations.

I wish I had been far ballsier at the time though. He has made an absolute fortune out of it and regularly lectures about things that he cannot do himself.

It's mad!

Dippythedino · 26/08/2025 14:11

PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 26/08/2025 13:59

No. It's all too late and I would look like a mad loon making ridiculous allegations.

I wish I had been far ballsier at the time though. He has made an absolute fortune out of it and regularly lectures about things that he cannot do himself.

It's mad!

Ooh is he on the telly? I'm trying to work out who it is! Give us a clue? Could be half the politicians we know tbh!
@PulchritudinousLycanthrope

whackamole666 · 26/08/2025 14:19

Dippythedino · 26/08/2025 14:11

Ooh is he on the telly? I'm trying to work out who it is! Give us a clue? Could be half the politicians we know tbh!
@PulchritudinousLycanthrope

I'm guessing someone in the legal profession....

PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 26/08/2025 14:20

Dippythedino · 26/08/2025 14:11

Ooh is he on the telly? I'm trying to work out who it is! Give us a clue? Could be half the politicians we know tbh!
@PulchritudinousLycanthrope

He has been on the telly but if I said his name, unless you were allied to the profession in some way, it wouldn't mean anything. Within the profession he is seen as a leading light when in fact he's a cunt.

If I disclosed what I know, it was investigated and proven, the story would be front page news though and everyone would be shocked.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 17:51

PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 26/08/2025 10:24

Think of a profession and then think of someone in that profession eventually getting to be the head of that profession. This is a profession that has members in pretty much every town and city in the country.

You would think he got there by being brilliant at his job and then recognised as such by his peers and being put forward for the role of head of that profession which brings with it massive prestige, money and income potential except.....I worked with this person for a few years a decade ago and he is actually rubbish at the job and worse still, caused more problems than he solved. He was also a thief of clients property, a grifter and a liar. I was witness to some of his most heinous mistakes, thievery and lies so I nearly fell over when I discovered that he had reached the heights in the profession that he has.

I left the job when his behaviour became to hard to stomach. The person that took my role, called me in a state, 8 weeks later, saying she had handed in her notice for the same reason.

A deep dive online into how he got there and it looks like he did it by ducking and diving and smoke and mirrors which, knowing him as well as I do, comes as no surprise.

If I told what I knew and it was proven (and it is eminently provable by DNA) it would be a national scandal.

I never would but I now wish I had spoken up at the time. I didn't because of how it would have reflected on his employer at the time who was a thoroughly decent human being and I didn't have the heart to create a problem for him and his business.

Just because someone is the head and representative of a profession or anything else for that matter, it doesn't mean they are an exemplar of that profession. They might just be dodgy but intelligent with it and be brazen as hell.

Same with famous stars, they've always got a pile of bodies buried in the cellar

Glad youre free of him

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 17:53

Rallentanda · 26/08/2025 12:54

How did that come about then? And did he make you sign something?
(Have it on good authority he gets around and is a nice time, so lucky you 😂)

👀👀👀 ooo did you have to sign something @LazyLions

Ive seen the same said on twitter a few times actually 😄

Life is for enjoying 😄🥰

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 17:54

PulchritudinousLycanthrope · 26/08/2025 14:20

He has been on the telly but if I said his name, unless you were allied to the profession in some way, it wouldn't mean anything. Within the profession he is seen as a leading light when in fact he's a cunt.

If I disclosed what I know, it was investigated and proven, the story would be front page news though and everyone would be shocked.

Oh wow

My first thought was forage 🤢🤢🤢

But now i'm thinking... legal or medical 🤔

His time will come girl, hopefully

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NNforthispost · 26/08/2025 18:01

mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 17:51

Same with famous stars, they've always got a pile of bodies buried in the cellar

Glad youre free of him

Oh my word - it’s not Noel Fitzpatrick is it? Say it isn’t so!

LazyLions · 26/08/2025 18:03

Rallentanda · 26/08/2025 12:54

How did that come about then? And did he make you sign something?
(Have it on good authority he gets around and is a nice time, so lucky you 😂)

Yep I had to sign something that’s why I can’t say too much🤣 Very handsome but I have to say I got a bit of a camp vibe😩🤣 Still was a good night🤣

Toplyy · 26/08/2025 18:11

Is the 'H' guy someone that was a lead singer, and has also done bits of acting? Not up on modern bands, sorry!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 18:16

LazyLions · 26/08/2025 18:03

Yep I had to sign something that’s why I can’t say too much🤣 Very handsome but I have to say I got a bit of a camp vibe😩🤣 Still was a good night🤣

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The rumours are that he has fun on each side of the fence 🤭🤭

Omg i'm so invested 😭 - can you share how it came to happen

Are you just meeting hot men on the daily?

I dont think my plan to look clueless in waitrose will land me him 🙈

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LazyLions · 26/08/2025 18:21

mumofoneAloneandwell · 26/08/2025 18:16

The rumours are that he has fun on each side of the fence 🤭🤭

Omg i'm so invested 😭 - can you share how it came to happen

Are you just meeting hot men on the daily?

I dont think my plan to look clueless in waitrose will land me him 🙈

I was in a private event that I got invited to by my friend🤣 I was like “OMG THATS”… kind of just expected a picture or something but🤣