What's some juicy gossip that you can't share irl but can share with nosy strangers on mumsnet?

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

To improve an otherwise boring friday night in front of the TV, with my slightly poorly DD x

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Friends - a couple - go to sex parties and sex clubs so that he can watch his DW having sex with multiple
partners. She’s bi and enjoys people watching her. They also have an arrangement where she occasionally get paid - a token amount as it’s all about the ‘kink’ of being a ‘sexworker’.
Each to their own but I can’t imagine the looks they’d get at the school gates if it came out.

I also know someone who’s very posh, curvy girlfriend is a high end ‘specialist’ escort - dominatrix. Gets paid a small fortune to walk up and down the backs of judges and the like in heels… swears she doesn’t have sex with the clients. She’s posh enough to go to dinner or events before locking them up in women’s pants in a wardrobe, spanking them or whatever…
She’s an artist who doesn’t want a normal job, wants to earn shedload of cash but comes from money ( think private school, Oxbridge, daddy’s in finance etc) and I’ve always found it weird that this is what she does when her parents would bankroll her…

One of the senior managers has a private business & often takes on last minute contracts during work hours. The rest of the SLT are unaware & think they're doing their regular job. The senior manager will cancel meetings at the last minute if a private job comes up. As we all work remotely the SLT can't track & haven't noticed the moonlighting manager.

Oh my word!!!!!!!!

My neighbour gossips and gossips
She never stops

She would always slag off other families saying how shit their parenting is
How great she is

Blah blah
Well growing up she screamed at her lovely kids
Always shouted at her husband
Now none of them want anything to do with her

She thinks no one knows about the screaming but we used to hear it from our house down the road

I have never said it to anyone as I worried about her being alone (kind of think Fck it now to deserve it )

Aghhhhhhh that felt good

Report to the press, even if you have to do it anonymously. It's cumulative - if enough people report them, the press will investigate. Eventually, someone will be willing to talk in private

money, presumably.

No he’s not rich at all. I could never figure out the reason she stayed with him. They give the illusion of being comfortable but they are up to their eyes in debt. She tells lies about expensive holidays when in fact they go to caravans Clacton. Not that there’s anything wrong with that but she doesn’t want anyone to know. You won’t find someone like him in Waitrose, unless they start selling gas masks!!!

Nothing wrong with biscuits. Depending on what your favourites are. Please don't be saying a rich tea. 😂.needs to be atleast a jammie dodger and then you've pulled haha

But you wouldn't want to marry a Jammy dodger, they would only be good for a bit of fun, would rather marry the rich tea, but that is probably showing my age.

I'd avoid the Garibaldi, full of pretensions and will only be a disappointment.

That’s not really gossip is it. You’re just jealous that she had a good time and you didn’t.

Good for you! Enjoy!

Why not just name him?

I don’t know why but this was my first exact thought too. I guess because they are more prominent now with their son’s success as a media personality. It’s probably someone I’ve completely forgotten about!

I am friends with a woman who slept with one of 911. She missed her English GCSE in the process. She was 16 so not illegal but still ick, he would have been in his mid twenties.

Duran Duran would be classed as 80s surely. Not sure why we are being so coy using initials, not likely to get sued from a Mumsnet thread

From a borrowed phone that when returned hadn't been deleted. I found out my Cousin is into Trans escorts. google history was full of that & porn. Plus photos dont worry nothing bad just of wads of cash.

Each to their own and all that. Same Cousin also got back together with his Ex & proposed while she was really poorly. He only did it to try get her money. Sadly she passed away but before the Wedding, so i'm hoping he didnt get anything.

This isn't really 'juicy gossip' but here goes. One of my closest friends is married with 2 dc, but often complains about how her DH shows zero interest in her sexually now - and they haven't slept together in years. Their marriage isn't in the best place overall.

I really like her DH, but if I'd met him independently of my friend, I would have absolutely presumed he was gay. A few others have said the same thing (without any prompt from me). I strongly suspect he's closeted - very sad - and I really don't know how my friend doesn't 'see' this.

Are you a nail tech artist? I’ve sat next to someone having a similar conversation in a busy salon and both me and my nail tech were enthralled and boggling at the convolutions of the triangle being revealed! Or actually as someone said earlier, more like a pentagon of lust!

Trinny?

Well so what? It’s not illegal and if it’s helped them to get healthy and to a normal weight that’s great. What is there to “confront” about? They’ve not done anything “wrong”! If they were obese that’s exactly who should be using them!

Would you have preferred they stayed the “fatties” of the family so you can feel superior?

I really don’t get all the hate for the WLI. If I could afford them, I’d be on them too like a shot!

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Some people are just a mess honey

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Feel for her though, some women are blind

Judging him a little tbh

Omg see i was feeling sorry for him at first, thinking maybe he's shy about liking the peen

But now i'm judging him

Also, why cant he just date a trans person like everyone else

What a story though 😄 (for her)

Him, i judge