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Dog people - how does the poo not disgust you?

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Fragmentedbrain · 15/08/2025 13:03

I live in a dog dense urban environment. Every day I see some fancily clad person walking along with their luxe takeaway coffee and their pooch only for said hound to hunker down, quivering with the bodily effort, to bestow a big steaming pile of pick me up now onto the pavement.

I mean I know the answer is that increasingly often it clearly does disgust them and that's why they leave it for other people to step in.

But seriously - do you feel less disgusted about poo in general? Do you think your own dog's poo is better (just as one's own child's nappies are less terrible than those of a random)? Or do you sit in dread of the next time it comes up?

OP posts:
Petrie999 · 17/08/2025 06:51

It's tolerable as its just what you do as a responsible owner. That said, I find the idea of picking up another dog's poo somehow much more revolting. We fostered a lab briefly and I couldn't cope with how big the poos were to be honest! We have a medium size dog

Ladybyrd · 17/08/2025 06:58

I have a giant breed and I didn’t think of this before we got him. He doesn’t like to do it in one place but several piles. Do you know how I handle it? I don’t. I don’t know why - I haven’t trained him - but for some reason he’ll only go in the yard when my partner gets back. So I let him sort it out. Love that dog.

vodkaredbullgirl · 17/08/2025 08:48

OnlyHerefortheBiscuits · 17/08/2025 06:38

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Yachtingaroundtheworldiwish · 17/08/2025 09:12

OnlyHerefortheBiscuits · 17/08/2025 06:38

Tonight, on Planet Earth II, we venture deep into the wilds of the internet, where one of the most curious creatures can be found…the common internet troll.

Usually found lurking under a grotty little bridge, it emerges not in daylight, but in the comment sections, forums, and threads of the unsuspecting. Observe its behaviour: rather than contribute to the conversation in any meaningful way, it survives on provocation, feeding hungrily on outrage and attention.

The wise observer does not engage. For as with all creatures of this sort, it is silence, not battle, that starves the troll. Left without reaction, it slinks back beneath its bridge, waiting for its next chance to scuttle into the light.

Worth quoting 👏👏👏

CrushingOnRubies · 17/08/2025 11:10

randomusername03 · 15/08/2025 13:05

i have small dog for precisely this reason. her poops are lucky to be the size of my pinkie. I couldn't deal with steaming piles of shit mountins.

This! Or I suppose how you deal with a babies nappy. You just do it no biggie. Not my favourite task, but a dog has to do what a dog has to do.

WowIlikereallyhateyou · 17/08/2025 11:29

Fragmentedbrain · 15/08/2025 13:09

The bag can't protect you from the smell, though. Nor the seeping, squishy intestine derived warmth...

You don’t get it up to your nose to smell it!
You are sounding a little too invested in this OP🙄

Waitingfordoggo · 17/08/2025 11:56

I don’t love picking up dog poo but it’s not the worst job I’ve had to do. I hold my breath and pick it up and it only takes a few seconds. Like PP’s, my dog has a raw food diet and his poos are usually well formed and not very smelly. Fox and cat poo smell way worse.

Jobs that actually make me retch include: clearing up (adult human) vomit- including my own. De-hairing the shower plug hole- absolutely revolting. And the time I discovered a maggot festival in my wheelie bin. I needed a long shower after that. 🤢 Picking up some poo in a bag is a lot less disgusting than any of those.

74Violette · 17/08/2025 12:07

You ANBU OP. I wouldn't have a dog for the same reason and also the idea of bits of poo still being around their fur when they jump on the furniture. Those fecal germs would be everywhere.

vodkaredbullgirl · 17/08/2025 14:31

74Violette · 17/08/2025 12:07

You ANBU OP. I wouldn't have a dog for the same reason and also the idea of bits of poo still being around their fur when they jump on the furniture. Those fecal germs would be everywhere.

For the last fucking time, they don't leave poo on their arses, or fur.

WowIlikereallyhateyou · 17/08/2025 14:34

vodkaredbullgirl · 17/08/2025 14:31

For the last fucking time, they don't leave poo on their arses, or fur.

Edited

I know, do people think us dog owners would want that!

OnlyHerefortheBiscuits · 17/08/2025 14:45

74Violette · 17/08/2025 12:07

You ANBU OP. I wouldn't have a dog for the same reason and also the idea of bits of poo still being around their fur when they jump on the furniture. Those fecal germs would be everywhere.

This info was buried on page 7 and again in an earlier page, but this might help your poor understanding of canine rectal anatomy:

When a dog defecates, the anal opening everts slightly; basically, the muscular ring pushes outward so the stool can pass cleanly.
Once they’re done, the sphincter contracts and the tissue (with any residue traces) retracts back inside the body, sealing the opening.

Humans don’t have the same clean-snap closure and err...pop out muscular ring around our arsehole, which is why we need to wipe.
Dogs’ anatomy is built to leave no residue behind. which is handy, since they're covered in fur.

It's a brilliant design

DiscoBob · 17/08/2025 14:57

People who have an anus- why does poo not disgust you?

People who provide intimate toilet care for either money or out of love- why poo not disgust you?

Anyone who's ever cared for a baby- why does poo not disgust you?

Nurses or colorectal surgeons- why does poo not disgust you?

Zoo keepers- why does poo not disgust you?

vodkaredbullgirl · 17/08/2025 14:59

OnlyHerefortheBiscuits · 17/08/2025 14:45

This info was buried on page 7 and again in an earlier page, but this might help your poor understanding of canine rectal anatomy:

When a dog defecates, the anal opening everts slightly; basically, the muscular ring pushes outward so the stool can pass cleanly.
Once they’re done, the sphincter contracts and the tissue (with any residue traces) retracts back inside the body, sealing the opening.

Humans don’t have the same clean-snap closure and err...pop out muscular ring around our arsehole, which is why we need to wipe.
Dogs’ anatomy is built to leave no residue behind. which is handy, since they're covered in fur.

It's a brilliant design

👏

TheGrimSmile · 17/08/2025 15:00

Strangely, other dogs' shit disgusts me but my own dog's doesn't. It's a bit like changing your own child's nappy versus changing another child.

OnlyHerefortheBiscuits · 17/08/2025 15:14

DiscoBob · 17/08/2025 14:57

People who have an anus- why does poo not disgust you?

People who provide intimate toilet care for either money or out of love- why poo not disgust you?

Anyone who's ever cared for a baby- why does poo not disgust you?

Nurses or colorectal surgeons- why does poo not disgust you?

Zoo keepers- why does poo not disgust you?

Now now don't let common sense and logic get in the way of a good slagging of dogs thread 😂

PinkiOcelot · 17/08/2025 15:27

I honestly used to gag just walking or driving past someone picking up a dog poo. I have a dog now and whilst it isn’t one of my hobbies, I pick it up. I’ve got a dog so I have to pick it up. Annoys me when people don’t.
Saying that, she’s a miniature dachshund so they’re not big.

Jellycatspyjamas · 17/08/2025 15:36

74Violette · 17/08/2025 12:07

You ANBU OP. I wouldn't have a dog for the same reason and also the idea of bits of poo still being around their fur when they jump on the furniture. Those fecal germs would be everywhere.

If you’re getting fecal matter from a dog, I’d be at the vet, their anatomy is designed not to leave poo on their fur.

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