Soaps and the news. They are both depressing, and usually a case of, "Who's been murdered this week?"
The kind of programmes that they put on in hospital waiting rooms, like Judge Rinder... the next time, I went prepared with a stack of books to pass the time while I waited...
Countryfile... I'm yet to find a farmer who enjoys it. It is usually deemed to be full of townies in wellies and waterproofs that wouldn't last five minutes on a farm! Also, Adam Henson always looks uncomfortable next to livestock. I much prefer Landward (the Scottish equivalent of Countryfile).
Through the Keyhole (is that horror still on?), Love Island and whatever else falls into that genre. I got told off for not paying attention to Big Brother and the one in the jungle during my English GCSE... we were supposed to be writing letters of persuasion to encourage people to go into these situations. You couldn't have paid me to go into any of them! I would rather gouge my eyes out with a fork.
David Attenborough. I'm just not that into Dave the dolphin. Sorry!
The Great British Bake-Off. It's like the judges are asking for diabetes, really!
Motor sports, tennis (I remember having to endure an entire afternoon watching Wimbledon at primary school...), football... and to be honest, most sports apart from perhaps ice-skating and gymnastics.
I struggle to concentrate on anything presented by a chap called David Wilson, because he waves his hands around too much. If they only filmed him from the shoulders up, it would be so much easier to concentrate!
Anything that my sibling watched obsessively and back-to-back for months on end, e.g. The Simpsons, Come Dine With Me, Friends, A Question of Sport, Top Gear, cookery programmes (that looks like a lot of effort, considering that it's all going to come out of the other end soon), anything featuring Jamie Oliver (I still hold him responsible for ruining school dinners, and you don't get that big by eating healthily) etc...
Despite my loathing of Top Gear, I found Jeremy Clarkson to be much more bearable on Clarkson's Farm, as he couldn't possibly come across as an insufferable know-it-all. I admit that I skipped most of the last series due to its focus on buying a pub, but I like the bits with livestock.
If Keir Starmer Met A Farmer went ahead, his smart suits wouldn't last five minutes on a farm, and an inquisitive calf would probably throttle him with his own tie (they're a bit like toddlers, as everything goes in their mouths). Given that he is not exactly popular, he might find himself in a slurry pit or being eaten by pigs. (That's not a death threat, Mr Starmer, but you're not exactly flavour of the month in the farming world, especially with a nickname like Starmer the Farmer Harmer).
Needless to say, I watch very little TV!
I like educational documentaries. Please make more of them!