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Supply Teacher giggling at name of child in class

257 replies

everythingflies · 09/08/2025 22:48

Is it very unprofessional for a supply teacher to start giggling when taking the register in a class which they have not taught in before, because one of the children's names is "Bourbon"? Supply teacher in question is normally very professional but couldn't help themselves when hearing the name of the child.

OP posts:
Marcipix · 10/08/2025 11:18

Sometimes you have to turn the laugh of disbelief into a cough.
Believe me, I have been introduced to Breeze and Haze.

ShallIstart · 10/08/2025 11:38

I know you have changed the name to protect the identity. Tbh yes they should remain professional, but then if the actual name is Custard Cream or Jammy Dodger then I can see why they can't keep a straight face.

viques · 10/08/2025 11:44

Sodastreamin · 10/08/2025 11:17

i Think that’s the worst name yet. Certainly takes the biscuit… 🍪

Could be an even worse biscuit name. Like Garibaldi.

Mr and Mrs Tea did their boy no favours calling him Rich.

And the same could be said for Mr and Mrs Gestive and their lovely daughter Di.

Not to mention the Vitas and their son Ray.

And as for poor little Jimmy Dodger ( thanks @ShallIstart )

Justchilling07 · 10/08/2025 11:56

TaborlinTheGreat · 10/08/2025 09:20

Of course it's unprofessional. Yes, teachers are only human, but teachers should also be used to the concept of coming across surprising names. Having your name mocked or laughed at by your peers must be bad enough, but having it laughed at by the adult who should be in charge of stopping that kind of behaviour is even worse. Once the other kids see the name as laughable, that will probably stick.

I've taught kids with frankly hilarious names. I've never come close to laughing at them to their faces, because I have self control and I'm not a dick.

Yes exactly.
And as another poster said, it’s wrong to laugh at a child’s name, as is, op putting the name on here, for entertainment!

Alwaysalert · 10/08/2025 12:25

I don't find it a ridiculous or remotely funny name and I have a good sense of humour. It is just a name - i honestly cannot see anything funny or I would laugh. It would not bother me if I had that name. I do think the teacher was out of order and unprofessional laughing, even if it had been a strange or funny name. Why would you risk giving a chid a complex about their name??

LadySuzanne · 10/08/2025 12:35

steff13 · 09/08/2025 23:20

I thought of alcohol.

And Windsor and Tudor would be odd first names.

There was a Tudor in my grammar school in the mid 60s.

bumbaloo · 10/08/2025 12:47

youalright · 09/08/2025 22:54

Was you in the classroom

Were. Not was. And I’m not saying this to be a self righteous pedant but because I don’t like the idea of someone going around life being judged for something they probably were not taught correctly from infancy.

SilverpetalShine · 10/08/2025 13:00

viques · 10/08/2025 11:44

Could be an even worse biscuit name. Like Garibaldi.

Mr and Mrs Tea did their boy no favours calling him Rich.

And the same could be said for Mr and Mrs Gestive and their lovely daughter Di.

Not to mention the Vitas and their son Ray.

And as for poor little Jimmy Dodger ( thanks @ShallIstart )

Edited

I did actually go to school with a Garry Baldi, but not in my year.

digsd · 10/08/2025 13:02

cruel of the teacher, but not as cruel as a parent calling their child Bourbon ffs

cumbriaisbest · 10/08/2025 13:42

Pluvia · 10/08/2025 09:20

OP, depends on whether Bourbon was his first or last name. Last name, unacceptable. Bourbon is an honourable surname. First name, understandable. I blame the parents and if they didn't want this to happen they should have called him Archie or Oliver.

If it's poor Bourbon's first name, I predict he'll one day follow the lead of Zowie Bowie and change his name to Duncan or something similarly rebelliously dull.

Maybe it was Bourbon Bourbon.

OonaStubbs · 10/08/2025 13:47

Surely the parents are the ones at fault for naming their child after a biscuit?

Parkerpenny · 10/08/2025 13:51

Did this happen in the middle of August?

Alwaysalert · 10/08/2025 13:57

Very amusing without being nasty.

TaborlinTheGreat · 10/08/2025 14:11

OonaStubbs · 10/08/2025 13:47

Surely the parents are the ones at fault for naming their child after a biscuit?

It's possible for both the parents and the teacher to be at fault. Parents giving an ill-advised name does not actually make it necessary for a teacher to laugh at it in front of the child.

Justchilling07 · 10/08/2025 14:22

bumbaloo · 10/08/2025 12:47

Were. Not was. And I’m not saying this to be a self righteous pedant but because I don’t like the idea of someone going around life being judged for something they probably were not taught correctly from infancy.

Would of thought many posters realised this, but chose not to correct this poster.

Petitchat · 10/08/2025 14:24

ElfAndSafetyBored · 09/08/2025 22:55

Bourbon? To be fair, it’s probably helping them build them a thick skin for the rest of their life, they’ll need it.

I’m not condoning it, honest I’m not. But why name a kid after a biscuit?

Oh, I was thinking whiskey?

RosesAndHellebores · 10/08/2025 14:27

Justchilling07 · 10/08/2025 14:22

Would of thought many posters realised this, but chose not to correct this poster.

Just like well educated posters should say would have rather than would of?

There are typos caused by fat fingers, screens and speed. Would of is not one of them.

GobbledySnoop · 10/08/2025 22:03

PersephoneSeethes · 10/08/2025 08:31

First name or second name? There are the Bacardi family, just as there are the Cadbury’s etc

This was a first name. Surname was pretty generic (Smith, Jones, etc)

Justchilling07 · 11/08/2025 00:17

RosesAndHellebores · 10/08/2025 14:27

Just like well educated posters should say would have rather than would of?

There are typos caused by fat fingers, screens and speed. Would of is not one of them.

Oh dear, do you feel better, now you’ve got that off your chest.
F.Y.I, l never professed, to be well educated, l just know it’s rude and unnecessary to correct people’s grammar, when you know exactly what they meant.
But there we go, there’s always, one, or two, who think, putting other’s down, make them more superior🙄

RosesAndHellebores · 11/08/2025 00:25

Justchilling07 · 11/08/2025 00:17

Oh dear, do you feel better, now you’ve got that off your chest.
F.Y.I, l never professed, to be well educated, l just know it’s rude and unnecessary to correct people’s grammar, when you know exactly what they meant.
But there we go, there’s always, one, or two, who think, putting other’s down, make them more superior🙄

I do apologise, I thought you were criticising the op. I see now it was a previous poster.

Justchilling07 · 11/08/2025 01:08

@RosesAndHellebores That’s ok, thank you for the apology.

thisistoofunny · 11/08/2025 01:23

thisistoofunny · 10/08/2025 06:36

Oh, do shut up.

Or, if you are the one who giggled, ignore the idiot harassing you about it.

Edited

OP buggered off, clearly embarrassed by their massive over reaction.

Isxmasoveryet · 11/08/2025 12:25

Sesma · 10/08/2025 09:43

Probably posts on here from the suggestions I have read on the baby names threads

No into scared to these Airheads clearly don't realise babies have to grow up and go out into the world saddled with what ever name the airhead give them

nomas · 11/08/2025 12:28

thisistoofunny · 11/08/2025 01:23

OP buggered off, clearly embarrassed by their massive over reaction.

Eh? OP is obviously the teacher (if this isn't a WUT).

Isxmasoveryet · 11/08/2025 12:35

OonaStubbs · 10/08/2025 13:47

Surely the parents are the ones at fault for naming their child after a biscuit?

The parents clearly did not like that kid d calling it bourbon lol