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Supply Teacher giggling at name of child in class

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everythingflies · 09/08/2025 22:48

Is it very unprofessional for a supply teacher to start giggling when taking the register in a class which they have not taught in before, because one of the children's names is "Bourbon"? Supply teacher in question is normally very professional but couldn't help themselves when hearing the name of the child.

OP posts:
Pinkcherry26 · 09/08/2025 23:15

Thinking about it, I wonder if it's the whisky and the child is actually Jack Daniels?

Keepgettingolder81 · 09/08/2025 23:16

Bourbon?? It would be hard to keep a straight face tbf…

poor kid

Pinkcherry26 · 09/08/2025 23:17

Mr and Mrs Baldy thought Gary was a fine name for their son.

5foot5 · 09/08/2025 23:18

Well it's not great but, let's face it, this is probably not the first time and will certainly not be the last time someone expressed surprise and probably amusement at this name. It sounds a bit harsh to say the child will have to get used to it but they have only their parents to thank for that.

vodkaredbullgirl · 09/08/2025 23:18

DollopOfFun · 09/08/2025 22:57

Very unprofessional. Really takes the biscuit.

Sorry but can't help 😂 at that.

Pinkcherry26 · 09/08/2025 23:19

LemondrizzleShark · 09/08/2025 23:01

Complain to the head in writing that OP had a child in her class with an amusing name??

The headteacher will be shocked to receive the complaint: "Oh crumbs!"

steff13 · 09/08/2025 23:20

NineTimesNine · 09/08/2025 23:06

I mean, it’s not my favourite name, but to find it that amusing you’d have to think it was a biscuit rather than a Franco-Spanish royal house. I mean, it’s no odder than using Windsor or Tudor as a first name.

I thought of alcohol.

And Windsor and Tudor would be odd first names.

ScrambledEggs12 · 09/08/2025 23:21

Custard Cream would be funnier!

Hiptothisjive · 09/08/2025 23:21

ElfAndSafetyBored · 09/08/2025 22:55

Bourbon? To be fair, it’s probably helping them build them a thick skin for the rest of their life, they’ll need it.

I’m not condoning it, honest I’m not. But why name a kid after a biscuit?

Or an alcoholic drink. No not professional but coulda seen this coming day one.

ElfAndSafetyBored · 09/08/2025 23:22

Someone I used to know actually had his family name changed because his primary school teachers laughed at it. That’s what he told me anyway. He never told me what it was originally (we weren’t that close).

I always wondered if they were just thin skinned and it was just something like Pratt or Butt (perfectly good names) or if it was something really funny like Wanker or Bastard.

I’ll never know.

vodkaredbullgirl · 09/08/2025 23:22

You lot are really taking the biscuit now 😂

pinkstripeycat · 09/08/2025 23:22

I used a solicitor once whose surname was Boobyer. I was told to call him Mr Boobyay not BoobyER. Nope still has boob in it!

Drivingthevengabus · 09/08/2025 23:23

DollopOfFun · 09/08/2025 22:57

Very unprofessional. Really takes the biscuit.

🤣

ElfAndSafetyBored · 09/08/2025 23:24

everythingflies · 09/08/2025 22:48

Is it very unprofessional for a supply teacher to start giggling when taking the register in a class which they have not taught in before, because one of the children's names is "Bourbon"? Supply teacher in question is normally very professional but couldn't help themselves when hearing the name of the child.

OP please tell us your role in this. Are you the supply teacher, the teaching assistant, parent if a child involved?

Chiseltip · 09/08/2025 23:24

everythingflies · 09/08/2025 22:48

Is it very unprofessional for a supply teacher to start giggling when taking the register in a class which they have not taught in before, because one of the children's names is "Bourbon"? Supply teacher in question is normally very professional but couldn't help themselves when hearing the name of the child.

Who on earth named their child Burbon?
😂

That kid is going to spend their life having the piss taken out of them and people laughing at their name.

May as well start getting used to it . .

Augarden · 09/08/2025 23:26

Happened to my child too :( My daughter Custard Cream came home very upset!

Dontwasteyourbreath · 09/08/2025 23:26

If you saddle your child with a ridiculous name, sometimes people, including supply teachers, are going to laugh at it. Who, exactly, is surprised by this?

Chiseltip · 09/08/2025 23:26

ElfAndSafetyBored · 09/08/2025 22:55

Bourbon? To be fair, it’s probably helping them build them a thick skin for the rest of their life, they’ll need it.

I’m not condoning it, honest I’m not. But why name a kid after a biscuit?

I thought of the drink . .

Snugglemonkey · 09/08/2025 23:27

LemondrizzleShark · 09/08/2025 23:01

Complain to the head in writing that OP had a child in her class with an amusing name??

It is not amusing though. Even if it was, the teacher should have the ability to control themselves and not treat a child abominably.

ThatBlackCat · 09/08/2025 23:28

Oh come on! Stop and think about it for a moment. Who couldn't laugh at that? Maybe she couldn't hold the laugh in and it wasn't her fault. I think you are being unreasonable OP, people can't help a laugh reflex. She probably didn't laugh on purpose! That is a batshit ridiculous and insulting name for a child. That poor child! I swear some parents really hate their children and want to get revenge for a bad labor or something.

chunkychoos · 09/08/2025 23:29

Yes it unprofessional.

Having been a teacher for 22 years, there isn't a single name that surprises me anymore but I wouldn't even think to laugh at a name. An internal eye roll at parental choice maybe but not a laugh, that's mean, unprofessional and childish.

Onlyhereforthebatshitneighbours · 09/08/2025 23:30

Oh how I miss the laugh reaction!

Far worse to call a child Bourbon really, the parent must know that it's going to raise eyebrows through the child's life.

Hopefully the child was named after the biscuit and not the chinniest of chinny Royal families...

RosesAndHellebores · 09/08/2025 23:30

steff13 · 09/08/2025 23:20

I thought of alcohol.

And Windsor and Tudor would be odd first names.

Tudor's often used. I think it's Welsh. I've known three.

SilverpetalShine · 09/08/2025 23:30

ElfAndSafetyBored · 09/08/2025 22:55

Bourbon? To be fair, it’s probably helping them build them a thick skin for the rest of their life, they’ll need it.

I’m not condoning it, honest I’m not. But why name a kid after a biscuit?

Named after region in france?

PoorUncleBarry · 09/08/2025 23:30

There are far far worse names than Bourbon. My childhood nemesis had the surname Nappi. They surprisingly didn't get much teasing for it but later changed it to Nappey by deed poll.

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