OLD - it's a new level of grim out there

[Lazykitten]

Just.... vomit (screenshot says it all)

He's brilliant

I did OLD for about a year - I was in my late 50s and absolutely shocked that nearly every bloke I connected with was purely out for sex - I got sent so many dick pics - I must have been very naive but I assumed in later life most guys would have been like me, looking initially for companionship, maybe leading to something more if we clicked-but no - just sex. Although one guy asked me to move in (before we’d even met) and showed me a picture of his living room - all his seating was made out of digger buckets as he’d once been a digger driver - I did decline. 🤣
having said that, just as I was about to give up on the whole thing I met my now husband on line, we have been together for four years and he is incredible, so I for one had a happy ending!🥰
someone I know met a semi-famous person on line, for their first date he offered to take her to his AA meeting…… 😳😳😬

Code for ‘swings both ways?’ 🤔

I bet he’s got worms

100% agree. I matched with several men on OLD who on face value were attractive, good careers, solvent, articulate - good catches on paper.
Every last one turned out to be a sleazy sex obsessed creep - I had one wanking didn’t the phone, dick pics, grubby messages that Jay from the Inbetweeners would cringe at.

All of theses men were 50+ yet acted like horny teenagers.

Id rather stay single forever 😂

I'm going to go against the grain and say at least 'Chris' tried to do something a bit different; not "I like going out and staying in and cycling and beer and sitting by a log fire and walking along moonlit beaches and I want a woman who is under 25 and a size 8". His SPAG also seems OK.

I wonder if he got AI to write "an amusing profile combining my love of gardening with my love of kinky sex".

If it's not your thing, scroll on. He's set out his stall, he's not forcing you to buy!

I'm not encouraging it or saying it's a good thing, but if they want sex that much then the logical answer would be to pay for it and get it on demand. I don't understand why they don't do that. It's totally immoral but if they're fine with harassing non consenting women with dick pics, objectifying women and shamelessly seeking only one thing, it's hard to see what's stopping them from just getting straightforward sex on their terms and leaving everyone else alone. It's unlikely to be moral purity, given how they view and speak to women in general.

Worst one I had was a man who seemed normal until we exchanged numbers and then he sent we a video on WhatsApp of him dad dancing in his living room looking very pleased with himself- winking and pointing at the camera plus pulling the zip of his top up and down.

He asked me what I thought and I replied ‘I have no words’ - he responded ‘yeah I’m good ain’t I’

I confess I’ve still got the video on my phone and do watch and giggle every now and again!

What a tool

We’re often told by the men on here that women are just as bad and there’s plenty of female profiles basically begging for sex - so surely the common sense Rui v would be for the men and women both wanting casual sex to get together and stop sexually badgering people wanting a relationship.

I have seen it said that men pretend they want a relationship because they will attract a better standard of woman - not my words so don’t flame me!

@ThatCyanCat oh they probably are paying for it. But they also want it for free!

Not going to flame you, I don't like what I said either! I just don't see what's stopping them, since they clearly have no respect for women and want only one thing. There's a clear solution and I wouldn't have thought it being grubby and horrible would stop them.

I do wonder what they mean by a better class of woman. More of a "lady"? But what "lady" is going to respond to this kind of muck?

The legendary Spinal Tap...was he going for something like this?

Gets up and takes her breakfast indoors…

omg 😂😂

Depends on whether or not hes a multi billionaire 😂😂

@MNHQ Bring back the 😂emoji for posts like this

I too try to generally see the other side of things, to give people the benefit of the doubt, if you like.

But in this case, no. There is nothing there to see. My brain is screaming euwww.

He's a Virginia creeper....with blight.

misread this as "him and his Dad were dancing" 😆😆😆😆

For forks sake, I think he is trying to bamboo-zle you OP!

You only have to read some of the posts on the relationship board to figure this out - mind blowing at times.

At least he didn’t send you a picture of his seed packet.

Shovel him onto the dung heap, the filthy slug! 🪏💩

Now I have to live with that in my head when I am in the greenhouse 🤮