OLD - it's a new level of grim out there

[Lazykitten]

Just.... vomit (screenshot says it all)

He’s digging a hole for himself.

Maybe Chris (43) likes being dibbed as well as doing the dibbing?

Love him, I love that one of this songs has gone viral. I have ‘yes I have one daughter’ stuck in my head. submityourick Is good and the one that just plays hinge voice notes

Omg I hope its not the chris I know

We all know Chris on some level

I feel slightly disappointed in ChatGPT. They can do so much better. 😅

The truly sad thing is that there are bound to be women out there who find this sort of thing appealing.

He probably had to consult with all one and a half of his incel friends to make up that hilarious "work a hoe" double entendre. The whole r/nomaam subreddit is going to be giggling over it for years. 🤓👑

Aww c'mon now, surely someone can help Chris with his over-ripe plums?! (Not me though!)

Let’s face it, Chris (43) only does gardening in his mums garden because that’s where he still lives.

Just be-read my post and I realise in the the contents of this post I’m suggesting he has sex with his mum.

Garrr the whole gardening metaphor has confused me

Yes, women who fancy Monty Don or Alan Titchmarsh!

😂🤣😂 Good one!

Oh, my eyes.
One of many reasons I am very glad to be single and that way.

😂😂

Now I don't even want to water the hostas.

Are you talking about Lewsky? So good and so funny. Look up i have one daughter on YouTube (my username!). Based on a real OLD conversation. Honestly unbelievable.

I have got the perfect place for him in my garden….

<nods toward the patio, shovels at the ready>

🪏

Imagine the ‘hilarious’ messages Chris would send to anyone daft enough to match wotb him.

I would guarantee his opening line would involve sorting out your lady garden

I think I might have worked with “Chris” lol!

My honeysuckle just drooped, reading that.

I'd match with him just so I could tell him to fork off.

I love this guy! There are some bloody awful ones

5% think YABU!

There are some incredibly low standards seen on MN though.

Haha absolutely, I lasted a week on Tinder and don't want to go anywhere near OLD any more. My mistake was thinking the men that had "nice" things on their profiles were genuine! I was only picking what I perceived to be nice men and every single one turned out to be an absolute pushy perv 😱 at least the ones with suggestive profiles were genuine.