Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

[yeahhhhmate]

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

• washing machine on a spin cycle.

😂😯 That is weird!!

Holy crap...... 😱😂😂😂😂

Second date, popped round to pick him up from his house, just leaving when he said he needed to turn the tv on for the triplets. The triplets turned out to be three small teddy bears (the sort you win on the grab game at the fun fair). He then adjusted their position so they got a good look. He was 34.

no third date. ‘Twas slightly awkward as he was brother of a friend.

Pronoun penis man 😂

He didn't use his tongue to kiss no matter how much I searched around for it. Like a dry fish. Then somehow managed to smash me in the lip with his teeth, painfully whilst kissing. We weren't teenagers either, he was late twenties and kept telling me through sexting, all the passionate things he was going to do to me up until that night. I hadn't had sex for 4.5 years at this point though so I still went for it.

Then he kept slapping me on my bum like we were super connected and intimate and having great sex, when we weren't, and when I dumped him complained it wasn't passionate enough between us - umm hello Mr No tongue.

Another one was some time before. We were seeing each other and it was quite lovely but he kept calling me ahseeee the whole time we were doing it. I thought he maybe had some weird game of thrones fetish and was confusing the name cersei with ahseee, until I listened in carefully one time and realised that because he was from South America he was saying Ah Si, over and over again. Like ah yes, in English. Never known anything that distracting, as lovely as it was.

This has literally made me cry laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I spotted something that looked suspiciously like a Star Trek outfit on the back of his bedroom door.

Upon realising I'd recognised it, he looked even chirpier and said 'I could put it on for you if you like'.

As I was walking rather quickly to my cab, he wanted to know (and was very insistent about it) what he'd done wrong. I'm a bad person - I told him to get out of my way and I could never be with somebody who thought The Next Generation was better than The Original Series.

Unfortunately not tonight - I'm in hospital otherwise I definitely would. Humour being an aphrodisiac and all that.

Me too! 😄

@InstantIck2😂🤣😭

Pump me with your Purple Parsnip!

Not me but a friend dumped someone because he moved his lips as he read.

Texted me “Can’t wait to meat you” I couldn’t work out if it was a euphemism or he was illiterate but either way he never got to “meat” me.

Full London Eye! 😂

I also had a bloke do the circular motion thing once! What even is that?? Where are they getting this from??

I remember I tried to solve the problem by flipping us over so I was on top. I assumed that would put a stop it to it but NO! He still kept trying to do it. Was obvs his signature move 😂So I'm trying to go up and down and he's trying to do bloody circles, it was impossible...like that old trick where you try to pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time! In the end I think I told him to pack it in.

Never saw him again, funnily enough.

He said what’s all this fuss about David Bowie’s death, he was just a pop star. Dumped immediately and despite requests to meet again, totally ignored

Almost as bad as the guy who called mine my giggling pin 🤮

I had one of those and he kept talking about his ex. Rebecca.

Mine seem ridiculous compared to some of these horrors, but they are two different people and both language related. I’m probably weird.

I got massive and irrevocable ick after I noticed a previously fine man held the ‘m’ sound at the end of a word far too long. I couldn’t unhear it and it just drove me mad.

Bummm and hammm were particularly grating, but then he said ‘liPP balmmm’ and it was over.

The other was a guy who seemed to speak in copywriting even though that wasn’t in any way his job. Everything he said sounded like a social media caption. Actual quotes:

“I only had time for a quick dinner last night, so it was baked beans with a perfectly proportionate grating of cheddar atop lightly toasted sourdough, just grazed with a scraping of butter.”

”I’m delighted you’re also a reader of books. There’s nothing so wonderful as whiling away an hour in a cosy nook, engrossed in my latest read, being warmed by a steaming mug.”

Awful.

Guy I met OLD. He was a 40 year old virgin. with good reason. Whenever we kissed, his lip scum would end up in my mouth. I'd be picking it off my teeth! I nearly puked! He also had smegma. I went out with him for far too long before the ick finally caught up with me!
Oh and he had dreadful table manners-it was a horror for the ears and the eyes.
God only knows why I put up with him for so long!

DTD - he starts repeatedly saying ‘feels good huh?’ In a rather feminine tone too. It was the ‘huh’ bit that got me the most. I don’t recall responding… I just remember thinking ‘stop fucking asking me and get on with it’ !!!!

This is legendary! 😆

I had one who said "y'bastard"!

Hahaha

1st date with this guy ( only a few weeks back ) rocked up wearing boots I didn’t like but date went ok so there was a 2nd ..
2nd date , jeans to his ankles, bright grey socks & shiny patent black slip on shoes, like ffs 🙈😂
We went into get a coffee in a shop ,( 7 in the evening where you can sit down) , I reached to get my purse on table, & when I did , he gave me this big smack on the bum , not a pat , a full on smack ! With a husband & their wife , 3 kids sitting at table next to us 🙈
He isn’t a creep , just a complete plonker 😂
To be honest couldn’t get the past the shiny shoes anyway 😂