Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

[yeahhhhmate]

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

I’m absolutely crying 🤣🤣

Forgive my immaturity but I was very young, had a daytime date with a guy a bit older, we met through mutual friends, date was going ok, just a wander into town and browsing shops, but as we were walking my eyes just fixated on a huge blackhead in the middle of his ear, instant ick, no chance of ever fancying him again, on the way home he popped into his workplace, said he’d only be a minute and ashamed to say, I did a runner, but he called me on the landline number later on (before mobiles) wondering where I went! I just had to say a feeble excuse of not feeling ready to date, while parents listened in, then had to explain to friends

Hahahaha that’s a great idea

Touch the twins 🙈 🤣 🤣

This is someone I was chatting to and was prepared to meet.

Him: You make me chuckle.
Me: Got to go! Bye!

I can't be doing with that kind of language.

Boxers with horizontal stripes.

🤣🤣🤣

Went to a London attraction on first date and sat on a bench admiring the view. Then he turned round to face me AND SANG AN ENTIRE SONG!. Everyone was watching, I wanted to die and he kept staring into my eyes.

Reader, there was no second date.

You'd be surprised. I've had more than one encounter in my time where the ick has come on loud and strong. Eg the woman who started calling me daddy in a baby voice once clothes started to come off 🤢 or the ones who get pissed as knickers on a first date and then want sex.

Had a meal with someone. Okayish. He invited me to his for a meal. He opened the door wearing a dress. Ick! His house was also typical of a hoarder. Double ick! About 300 empty cans behind his sofa for example. Filthy toilet. Made my excuses and left without eating.

😂😂

He asked for a "cuggle".

He answered the phone to his mum in the middle of sex.

He boasted that he had made a joke about Proust.

Oh yes and toenail clippings on his bedside table. When asked, he said "those belong to my flatmate". So your flatmate with whom you share a cordial but distant relationship decided to nip into your room and cut his toenails? Alright buddy!

I've been laughing at this thread and then had to wonder if I have ever given any bloke the ick!

NOOOOOOOO......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some of these are terrible! 😱😷😂

I dated someone who actually used to be a FWB. He would cook for me, nice, but then sit there going on about how yummy his food is and then throw in a few 'NOM NOMs' for added effect.

I also discovered that he had a false tooth that he would leave on the bedside table overnight.

I met a guy in a pizza restaurant for a first date ( it was the closest restaurant to where I was ) we sat down started chatting, ordered drinks then the waitress came back asked for our order, I ordered my pizza and he turned to me and said “looking like you do why don’t you order a salad” I was a size 10, there’s wasn’t a second date oh and he also asked me for petrol money because he had driven to meet me!!!! And yes this is absolutely true..

Pity there isn’t an exit interview type review you can give so they would know not to say things like ‘receive it’ again

Or some kind of review system so women can warn other women...like Trip Advisor but for dating...Dick Advisor?

"Dave is clean, friendly, well presented and conveniently located near to local amenities but unfortunately he refers to it as "sexy time" so I will not be returning"

Ex partner. Referred to us as a pair of "smitten kittens".

@lifeonmars100 I wondered the same but to be honest I’m 99% sure I have… it was the end of an evening with him, we were in his car (parked up), I was full of bloody wind (typical) but managed to hold in the fart that desperately needed to exit my arse. The problem was that said trapped fart kept roaring from the inside and it most probably became apparent that I was struggling to keep it in. I probably shouldn’t be posting this but you do have to laugh.

This is one of the best and added to the shortlist with “receive it” man. 🤣🤣

@neverbeenskiing Dick advisor 😂😂😂😂

Discussing (well, monologuing really), cheese and onion crisps at length.

Like that awful advert for audible books.