Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

[yeahhhhmate]

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

The raspberries made me laugh more than the Receive It guy.

Amazing thread!
mine was the man who was a little bit camp to start with - I met him dancing at a party and did a lot of grinding on him assuming he was gay until he grabbed me for a snog. No problem with being a bit camp, but after we DTD he came out into the living room wearing just his pants and they were those penis cupping, butt cheek accentuating jockey type pants that I could only imagine a gay man wearing. He called them his 'come fuck me pants'. He did a couple of other ick making things before I binned him completely but that was the first and worst.

This is very shallow but I went on a date with a lovely guy who unfortunately had crossed eyes and a bad stammer. I often think of him and hope he found someone nice but I just couldn’t get past it.

ONS with needle dick guy who liked to shout ‘you slut, you fucking whore’ at the final moment.

I feel like this when my husband wears his white Onslo vest for around the pool

My dickhead brother (it's beyond me how he ever gets a lady into bed-he treats them like shit) once turned to a girlfriend and told her she reminded him of a Ronan song

When asked which one,he said 'you say it best when you say nothing at all'

To this day he can't understand why she slapped him and walked away with 'the ick' look on her face

(My parents enable him and told him he'd done nothing wrong and that he was in the right for saying that)

I really fancied a guy who lived in my Halls at Uni until I saw him wearing a Kimono. Never thought about him in 'that' way again.

He sounds awful but omg I did laugh at that! Well done girlfriend!

The guy who said ‘yes’ with every thrust. So, if he was going quicker, it was ‘yesyesyesyes’. It was a ‘nononono’ for me!

Oh god. That’s reminded me of a very handsome Croatian guy I hooked up with. With every thrust he looked at me expectantly, eyebrows raised, mouth open as if saying ‘what did you think of that one?’

It was excruciating.

Some PPs have asked about us giving blokes the ick.

I remember one - my early uni days. My then-BF kept going on about wanting to see me in my "navy school gym knickers" (well, he was only 18; I hope he doesn't still have that fetish at the age of 193!).

So I wore them. I don't think he realised that school gym knickers were high waisted baggy pants made of thick cotton.

Ex-H - when he wanted a BJ would say ‘blow my whistle’ in a babyish voice. Total ick. He didn’t do this before we were married 😩

Surely this would be grounds for annulment.

NW but he has moved about quite a bit and I believe his body count is high (he pretty much said 30+). And he’s travelled a lot too

My condolences 💐 😂😂

@neverbeenskiing a kimono? 😂😂😂😂

He walked too casually. 🤮

Totally lost it with this 😂😂😂

That he’d have to wait to payday to take me out for dinner. Don’t get me wrong, I pay for dates too. But I couldn’t be with a man who didn’t have ‘readies’, as I do.

After we’d start getting it on downstairs and the clothes came off, we’d decide to move up to the bedroom but every time, he would lead me slowly up the stairs and insist on sultrily holding my hand like they do on telly. Urgh. So I’d have my face in his naked arse and it gave me a massive ick seeing him deliberately try to be sexy. He was gorgeous as well (and had a massive knob) - it was literally the only thing wrong with him. But it was enough!

With my current bf we just make a run for it, giggling. Much more me!

Acceptable I suppose.

The guy was unemployed. No problem although he had no intention of getting a job it seems. He wanted to go on another date but I said no thanks and I told him that the lack of interest in getting a job was off putting. He then went on a rant about how he does volunteer work as a football coach, and if he eventually got a paid job then it could be quite lucrative apparently. He didn’t want to tell me this before because “I didn’t want you to go after me just for money”. Hilarious! Anyway, I was firm on no more dates then his supposed female flatmate messaged me one night trying to persuade me to go out with him again 🙄

Went to Tuscany with someone , we’d already cooled things before the trip but he was going to a friends wedding so I agreed to be his plus one - every village / town sign we passed the entire week was pronounced in a OTT Italian accent with the finger / hand action to accentuate.

Ring on his little finger

Finger clicked a waitress

cried after DTD when I said I needed to get home for the dog ‘don’t leave me’ ffs

😂 I had a ex fling like this, I struggle to remember his name so I call him the ‘oh yeah’ man, with every thrust he’d say ohyeahohyeah, so cringy and very ick.

It's seems you either married my ex or there are two of them out there-he did exactly the same thing

shudders

🤣🤣 lol

So just absolutely weird then 🤣 good for you getting away from that.