Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

[yeahhhhmate]

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

Ohh, thats nothing I dated a pilot…. Open up the flaps it’s coming in the hanger…….I kid you not

My neighbour not my date !!!need to make that clear,
it was a terraced house , and we could hear his first date and the nighttime antics used to yell fu…me like a donkey!!!
We on the other side of the wall heard everything laughed our arses off he went on to Marry her
needless to say, they got divorced and he died

I think I possibly matched with the same one, although there may be more of them out there than bears thinking about.

Another was when I was walking through town at night, and I spotted him in a kebab shop. He was sat at the back on his own and was shovelling food into his mouth like it was a cement mixer. Had food all down his front.
Then he met me the next day and he was wearing the same shirt, stains and all.

When I was 18 a colleague invited me to the theatre. He spent the whole time turned in his seat, staring at me. On the way home he stopped the car in a lonely spot and attempted to kiss me. I said I wanted to go home. Thankfully he took me home but got out of his car and followed me to the door. When mum opened the door I literally shut the door in his face.

So you agree that it's probably a deeper psychological problem, like committment issues?

A minute is a short time. How would he know in a shorter time than that? (say for example, 10 - 20 seconds).

He swiped around the slimy top of his bellend like a kid cleaning out a pudding bowl then gleefully sucked his finger. Sorry in advance for your nausea

Doing The Deed, I think.

I had that too once, literally wiped his cock after cumming and licked his hand 😭Then said he regularly tasted it after wanking as he was intrigued. 😫

I was watching The Godfather with a bloke, rather enjoying it tbf and he asked me for a blow job, I said no thanks and watched the film. He then said "Aww go on, give him a little kissy". Nope.

1. Turned up to our first date with an estate agents brochure of the house he’d just bought - this would (wink, wink) one day be ‘our home’. I was too young and polite to leave. Towards the end of the date he pulled me toward him and tried to lick my ear. He had a ‘thing’ for ears.
2. Another man, another date - he spent much of time talking about his ex girlfriend. When I hesitantly suggested he was maybe not over her, he burst into tears but apparently they weren’t tears over the ex but tears because he was happy to be starting over with me. 😏 Through a mutual friend, I heard that he later got back with his ex and they’re now married.

A goodnight kiss and he plunged his tongue down my throat like he was searching for the holy grail. I turned away & retched. He also said he was worried he had a fat arse ( he didn't, but i couldn't unsee it then).

I'm howling at this 🤣🤣🤣

My boyfriend at the time had cooked and eaten a garlic risotto before coming round and he STANK of garlic. I honestly thought it was the end..he’s my husband now so you can get over the ick! 😂

My ex was like this. Would constantly go on about how he was 6ft 4 like it was an achievement he'd worked his whole life for. Measured him in my kitchen one day and he was actually 6ft 2...he was furious, his entire life's work ruined 😂

Two golf balls in an old sock 😂

I got talking to a guy online who said he was 6ft. Bumped into him at a gig, and he was a good 4 inches shorter than me (I am 5ft8).

Thanks to the OP and all pps for this thread. Just what I needed today!

On a serious note, I think this thread should be compulsory reading for all the DSs, DHs, DPs, BFs, FWBs, DBs, BILs, DFs and male friends in our lives so that they know how not to behave. It would do women of the world a favour! Also for the young women in our lives, so that they know they don't have to put up with any of this if they don't want to.

Here are some of mine. I'm sure I have more but these are the ones which spring to mind. The first one is a different guy to the last three. Very tame compared to many pps, except for my final one which I think you will all agree is the worst ick on this thread:

• He smoked and he liked to eat meat blue/rare
• He was a pleasant looking guy but his sex face was like Mr Bean at his most rubber-faced. Once seen, never forgotten
• He got so sweaty during sex that ideally I would have worn a sou'wester hat and a long oilskin coat like a fisherwoman at sea during a storm
• The worst one: He made a quiche sandwich.

😂 we really need the laugh emoji back fir this thread!

I'm howling at "he emerged, glistening" 🤣

😂😂

To be fair, men can have the ick about women too. It goes both ways.

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I might also try ‘encounter my fanny’ at a critical moment and gauge how disconcerting that is?