Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

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Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

Online dating.... We had got to the talking on the telephone stage and were doing a lot of it (it was more than 20 years ago!). He told me he needed to go for a wee, we carried on talking for a couple more minutes and then I said I had better let him go as I knew he needed the loo. He said 'that's OK, I've already been'. He had a wee while we were talking! I got the ick before we even met.

I’m going to regret asking, but how? Like, by the slimy handful?

This was me literally 6 months ago. Everything gave me the ick.

My boyfriend - who im utterly in love with - does soooo many things that I know would usually give me the ick, that now I am completely into and think are extremely adorable or super hot. My friends think Ive lost my mind.
Love is blind as they say. 😂

That's just stomach churning stuff 🤮

That's exactly how he was doing it, clamping his mouth over mine. I wonder if he went into dentistry? 🤣

I take it you didn't catch herpes?

An ex of mine called it 'Pret A Manager' 😂

So glad it's not just me who has experienced this! It bloody well hurts!

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Took me to meet his cousins and we had only been seeing each other a week or so they sat in a smelly living room with massive dogs everywhere and didn't didn't speak to me. Dumped
@SpicyMarge98
What I find encouraging about our species is that, in the weird world of Mumsnet, everyone would say, "oh no, I'd have immediately given an excuse and left," but you, YOU, @SpicyMarge98 probably did as we normal, polite, trusting folk would do, and sat it out.
In a (very few) cases, you would have had the best evening of your life and now be married to the chap and a great grandmother of 4 at the grand old age of 52. It's a good ick tale, AAAAAND you know that you didn't miss your life's true love.

Ok you win MN this week! That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. Of course the only correct response to this would be “receive my foot” whilst kicking him up the arse and out the door. Did you have to stop him mid-shag or did you just grit your teeth until he’d finished?

He used to do taekwondo way before I met him. He'd add taekwondo type moves into his dance moves and thought it looked so cool on a dance floor. Always gave me the ick.

Drinking lots of water all day so it's not that strong sugar puff smelling piss apparently. 🙄

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After ejaculation,he gasped 'Oh my God, you've taken my seed'
I was on the phone to another guy when he shrieked in terror. Thinking he was about to get mugged or something,I asked 'What is it, what is it'?It was a fox. Maybe it was carrying a flick knife.

When he would say "who's the daddy?" just before ejaculating. He would also yell it on rollercoasters.

Went away for the weekend for the first time- asleep the first night when I woke up to find him holding my nose. I was like wtaf are you doing? Was I snoring or something? He said "no, I just don't like you breathing!" I locked myself in the bathroom until morning then left 🤣

Another bloke, we'd been out maybe three times - i needed to buy new sunglasses as mine had broken. Not expensive, just a pair from the supermarket or something. As I was trying them on he said very seriously "I don’t think you should buy those, we need to start saving money for when our children come along". I was so icked by it, I walked out of the supermarket and went to the Sunglasses Hut which was in the same area and spanked £150, that I didn't really have the money for, on a pair of gucci ones just to de-ick myself, then told him we weren't really suited.

Oh no, there's a good chance there's more than one spunk hoover out there.

I've told the story before, but our first time away was between Christmas and New Year. My lovely Christmassy mini break was tainted by this cretin lapping it up like a tramp eating hot chips. I don't know how I didn't throw up.

Beyond grim...

What does "DTD" mean??

Just remembered another one - been flirting with this one male friend of mine for years but were never single at the same time - when we finally DTD he was doing all these weird moves and making making the strangest sounds I've ever heard during sex. I was a bit nervous cos we'd been building up to this point for such a long time so I got the giggles when he started doing that. He asked me what was wrong and I asked what he was doing and he said "I'm making luuuuurrrrvvve to you baby" and carried on. I got the ick when he said that on top of the weird moves/sounds. I shut my eyes and let him get on with it. We never ever did it again and our friendship didn't last either, which was a shame as we were practically best friends. I bumped into him years later when out one night. He told me had thought about "our night of passion" often and it was the best sex he'd ever had. It was beyond a doubt the second worst sex I'd ever had 🤣

This thread is hilarious and disgusting!

OLD is hideous and resulted in…

He let his uncontrolled dog off the lead and it ran through the middle of someone’s picnic - I was mortified, he thought it was fine 😳

Calling me “PAYE” because he was self employed and that I was “down to earth” because I loved my local social club.

Reorganising the furniture in my house to suit him 🤬

Probably 3rd and definitely last date. We went for a walk and I needed a wee. So I crouched behind some undergrowth. He knew what I was doing and came around to watch me. Thought he was funny. WTAF 😳

I never met him but he started sending me photos of his Mondeo 🤣

Worst sex and biggest ick was when about to DTD with a bloke, he stopped to explain to me in graphic detail about the operation he'd had to have on his foreskin some years earlier, using very medical terms. I asked if it still hurt, he said "no, just thought you might like to know about it". Wtf??!!

The one who after sex said it was amazing. The best sex he'd ever had.

It was a regular, no frills quickie. Can't imagine how shit his previous sex had been if that was amazing 😂

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