Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

[yeahhhhmate]

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

I keep remembering all my icks now!

The one who when we were about to DTD for the first time said he didn't like having sex at all or even foreplay just liked having his arse licked!

The one who could only cum if he rubbed his bellybutton at the same time

The OLD one who had 3D printed a load of toys for my then young daughter ready for our first date - like so many it was weird

One who whenever we watched tv would suddenly mute the TV and shout "can you hear that?" I'd say no and he'd get really angry because you could very very very faintly hear his neighbour's TV if his was on mute. He also had a weird thing about the light switch in his lounge, that i was "turning it off wrong", but couldn't say how. He also didn't like me to stand on the bathmat after a shower, in case it got wet and went mouldy. Just wash it then it won't!!!!!

The one who mansplained how to turn an ordinary radiator thermostat on and off

I think Morrissey could have made something of it 😂

Mine was a guy who kept talking gibberish in "French" ... I think he thought it was really sexy. Never dared tell him I had a French degree.

Some of these are hilarious.
Exh and I had been separated for 6 months or thereabouts and I needed to have some fun so went out to a club with my friend and for a few drinks. We were at the bar when a guy offered to buy us drinks, anyway we ended up in a taxi with him on the way home and I was the last to be dropped off so he gets out and sees me safely in the door. Next evening he came knocking on my door asking if we could go out at the weekend, I said yes. We went for a nice meal and then to a bar and ended up at his place He was gorgeous and we kissed and ended up in his bedroom dtd. FFS I was not expecting much but things ended rather abruptly with him shouting five four three two one as he cum . I laughed and he told me to get out so I legged it. No every time I hear a countdown I can't help laughing.
Shame about him though because he was lovely and at least I know he can count I spose.

Met a lovely looking guy OLD. He turned up in shorts, t shirt and brown ankle socks with blue jelly shoes. Made my excuses and legged it.

Oh God 🙈 😂 😂

This is a really strange one … I was walking with exH through a gathering of people outside a bar. A woman admired the scarf he was wearing and he said ‘thank you it’s Hermes’. I can’t explain it but I just died a little inside 🤷🏼‍♀️ maybe it was because he pronounced the H. Maybe it was because he felt the need to brand drop … maybe it was because he didn’t just say ‘thank you, it was a gift from my wife!’

😭😭😭😭😭😭

After a few dates a guy invited me to call into his home.
I sat for half an hr in silence whilst he watched the footie on a big TV screen. I eventually got up and walked out. He kept sending me texts begging me to go back. I didn't!

I think if you get the ick then the person isn't someone you're deeply attracted to in the first place. And it just comes to light when you see them running for a bus or something.

I was scared to ask and was glad you did....then I read @Kingsleadhat s response and learned ignorance really is bliss!

Guy I dated for 18 months and was in love with until these happened:

1. two words.. roller disco 🛼🤢
2. brought me one mince pie out of a pack of six that he had bought fur himself… in a Tupperware box, for me to try! This man had a decent salary but clearly and entire box for me, was clearly just out of his weekly food budget.
3. took his cup of tea in with him, to the bathroom, to drink whilst he had a poo 🤢🤢

Eugh!

I matched with someone on Tinder and within about 5 minutes of us messaging each other he sent me 12 photos of himself and said "These were all taken within the last year". He obviously wanted me to say how impressed I was or how young he looked (he didn't particularly) but I didn't feel like it and didn't want to be fake. It just made me feel awkward and gave me the ick so I made my excuses and unmatched with him.

The worst one: He made a quiche sandwich.

Is it wrong that I'm suddenly craving a quiche sandwich?

I've never thought of putting a quiche in a sandwich before but now the idea's in my head I really want one.

Omg I saw this all the time. Good job I’m married or men would be tripping over themselves to get away from me 🤣

Hahaha we have dated the same guy 💀 I didn't get it and had to ask who she was

@yeahhhhmate that is the ultimate disrespect

A male friend told me that he really liked a woman he had met online and after talking for a few weeks was about to meet up with her. He decided to end the conversations after she started stalking him on Facebook and texting him early each morning with “morning honey, how are you?”. He could envisage a suffocating relationship ahead and decided it was best to opt out quickly.

I can trump the quiche sandwich…..one of my
male (not blood) relations makes cottage pie sandwiches

Are you sure she didn't say 'Poomp meh'? Rather than 'me'.

My first boyfriend would make pie sandwiches. They were actually pretty good.

I got the ick when he ordered a malibu and pineapple.

Now we know that Alan Partridge is real.

Where did you find these comedians 😂

Now I'd like that! It's so silly!