Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

[yeahhhhmate]

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

@Welikebeingcosy re "he kept calling me ahseeee the whole time we were doing it. I thought he maybe had some weird game of thrones fetish and was confusing the name cersei with ahseee, until I listened in carefully one time and realised that because he was from South America he was saying Ah Si, over and over again."

😂 I dated a Mexican guy who'd say ay caramba during sex - not an ick but difficult not to start giggling. He did teach me some Spanish that Duolingo doesn't cover.

The guy who fancied Natalie Portman....when she starred in Leon. DUMPED.

The guy who turned up to a date in a dirty t shirt. He had driven 2 hours to get there but didn't bother to put on a clean shirt? He had a micro penis too.

Several who have tried the moving in circles thing during sex. WTF is that? Do they think we like that? Who told them to do that?

😂

@QuantumLevelActions

Clit Advisor?

Howling again 😂😂😂

Ugh I've got a few howlers

One man used to start talking in a Russian accent for seemingly no reason. He was not Russian.

The same guy used to say "right meow" instead of "right now" - UGH

Same guy also used to drip sweat on me whilst DTD. I stayed far too long. IIIICKKKKK

Different guy wanted to "make eye contact" as he reached his crescendo, if you know what i mean. This entailed him staring wide-eyed into my eyeballs as I watched him sweat and pant. Its honestly scarred me for life.

My first ever boyfriend wanted to be a bodybuilder and only ate iceberg lettuce and plain unseasoned chicken breasts. Ick.

One woman I briefly dated drank a whole bottle of vodka before trying to kiss me. It was like being attacked by a whelk. Her roommates had to put her to bed and I scarpered out of there.

I thank god every day for (eventually) sending me a normal man to marry 😅

Years ago I knew a male teacher in his 30s who was getting far too fixated on his female teenage pupils. Quite romantically, no hint of SA. I knew some of the girls through my daughter and they told me how they laughed at him and talked about him at school. I took him to one side and had a very difficult and awkward conversation with him about it, pointing out he was risking his career apart from making himself a laughing stock. About a year later he married a lovely lady in her early 30s.....who happened to look about 13.......🤣

When I first met my DH he had a rat tail and it gave me the ick. The day after we met he cut it off. Three additional humans exist because he cut it off, which is weird to think about.

Also got the ick nuclear level once because my cat didn’t like him and he said she is stuck up… she’s a fucking cat! They’re all stuck up!

Oh my goodness hahahah
this thread has bought me so many laughs!

A few dates in. We had been kissing on the sofa and decided to move to the bedroom. I went to close the curtains, turned around and he was stood there completely naked. I swear his clothes must have been velcroed on.

I’m dying at ThrustPilot and Dick Adviser 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

OMG, I'm howling at this 🤣🤣🤣

I thought this was going to be a poem.

Attacked by a whelk 😂😂

People are so strange

That is so gross.

😂🤣🤣🤣

OP and @InstantIck2
nooooo just noooooooo 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

seeing a photo of him as an older child and his mom saying ‘ isn’t he cute?!’ He looked ugly 🤢

On a first date at a restaurant he knew well. When I asked him where the loo was he sent me directly in to the kitchen. When i walked back past the table towards the actual loos he was howling his head off with laughter slapping his hand on the table. I phoned my mates from the toilet and went to meet them in the pub.

Yeah it’s bad that that’s how many men think sex is really like. I said it once to someone and he said “well of course, they are having real sex in porn, women should be as enthusiastic as them” ICK.

He also leaned back in his chair, shook his head, smirked and said 'You can't bullshit a bullshitter, sweetheart', as if he was some kind of urban hustler from a shit gangster film rather than an area manager for Carphone Warehouse.

😂🤣😂🤣😂 That just made me laugh out loud!

I went on a blind date a long time ago with a guy who was hung up on women and religion... I actually think he had the makings of a serial killer... he quite obviously hated women and had some sort of Madonna whore complex. What he was doing on a blind date with a woman beats me.

He was seriously weird and I couldn't escape quick enough

I had a relationship with a guy in my 20's who every time we slept together would wait until the 'moment of penetration' and would say 'it's good to be home...' EVERY time. He would also spit on me from behind which turned me.

At the end of a lovely date, we were saying our farewells then he told me that he wanted me to know that "everything down there is shaved, because he liked to be clean"
Odd and not what you want to hear on a 2nd date.
I hadn't decided if I wanted to see "down there" 😂

Just remembered the same ex boyfriend had a little niece who had discovered how funny sneezing could be - at the age of 2. He told me the reason she found it so funny was because 'it's like she's experiencing an orgasm'.

She was TWO.

Indeedy do 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just the general fact that they breathe. 😂