Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

[yeahhhhmate]

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

There's also the old In Out In Out In Out and then SHOVE IT TO THE SIDE!!!! Like he's trying to skewer an ovary. A few guys have done this and it always hurts: I believe it's done deliberately. I will have nothing to do with them afterwards and I put the word around so that other women will steer clear.

I'm reading this in a public place and having to stop every so often to stifle my laughter. Also nominating for Classics - it's a worthy successor to Penetration Man!

Every time?

How was there more than one?

DTD he started doing an Austin Powers impression.
"Groovy... Oh yeah baby... Shagadelic."

Why does this remind me of the song Drive by The Cars?

Where to start...?

*The one who would got in a taxi and said, ''XYZ restaurant please, driver''. Driver! It's a Toyota not a frigging Bentley. Prick.
*He also left a shit floating in my toilet. Grim.

*The one who'd shake his arms disturbingly, when he yawed. He thought 5 hrs sleep was 'loads' and yawned every few minutes or so. Gave me rage based ick that one
*He also used his Mother's foundation.

*One who explained in great detail the preparation required for pissing on someone during sex if that's their thing. Hmmm...

*The one online who was trying to plan our first holiday. We'd never even met.

*The one who asked when I thought we'd start having sex. Ummm......

*The one who ate his own spunk. That went from ick to sick fairly sharpish.

Surely they just get in a shower and piss? What’s to prepare? 🤢🤣

I was meeting a man he was a friend of a friend, for our first date. They’d been chemistry for a while I was so excited! i was on the bus and where his house was was in a little cul de sac so he was meeting me at the top of the road at the bus stop. He asked me how long I was going to be as he was ‘touching cloth’ which was an immediate ick, I brushed it off as I liked him and thought everyone pooed so thought whatever. We then got a takeaway and watched a film, this film was a surprise and he said he’d been soooooo excited to watch it all day well ever since it come out. Our food arrived and he put it on. It was TANGLED. Yep the children’s film. I didn’t even finish my food I made out my mum phoned me and I had to rush off. Blocked 🫣

God I hope all our sons don’t do this shit when they older.. why are there so many weirdos 😂

Another subjected me to a video on his phone of the annual 'family rounders tournament'.
Fuck that, I'm out 😂

He told me my face was really spotty at the same time as gazing lustfully, he couldn’t understand why I didn’t appreciate it. Went back to his and his house was a dark, damp, layers of dusty ornaments and crap everywhere cave.. he had a shit loudly and opened the door and let the stench waft out and came to hug me.. I just left 🤢

I was seeing a guy for a few weeks, his flat was absolutely disgusting I should have knocked it on the head after that really. Instead I thought it would be a good idea to invite him to mine. I was really clear in telling him my kids were here in bed so we’d just have a quiet night and watch tv. He interpreted that another way and turned up with a draw string PE style bag on his back filled with sex toys. It’s not even the sex toys that gave me the ick, it was the PE bag on a 38 year olds back.

Some of these are legitimately disturbing 😱

Slightly older boyfriend got a spot on his neck. He borrowed my concealer stick and never gave it back. For the next 2 weeks he sat around with a pathetic hangdog expression with a mismatched smear of Collection 2000 concealer over his pimple.

I was just thinking that - I've got 2 potential weirdos 😂

I wonder what men would say on an equivalent thread about women? They must experience these things too.

I've just asked my DP about this.

He's mentioned the following:

He used to fancy a freelancer he knew through work and was plucking up the courage to ask her out, but then when she actually did some work in his office he discovered that she ended all her phone calls by saying 'Okey-dokey' and only drank roobois instead of proper tea, so that was the end of that.

He walked a woman to her car after a first date and she patted the car and said 'Hi Baby, Mummy's back now' to it.

He also declined a third date with woman on the grounds that, in a city absolutely packed with great restaurants offering every conceivable cuisine, she wanted to go for dinner at the Hard Rock Cafe.

I had one who ate his own spunk and said mmm protein. I wonder if it was the same person 🤣?

Oh I remembered another one.
Got to his and he made me read a screen play he'd written. I kept saying 'yeah it's really good' and trying to hand it back and he was like 'no, no. Keep reading'. I was reading it for about an hour and it was truly dreadful.

My boss tries to do this to anyone we are ever in a pub with 😂He's about 60 and has dad joke vibes though, so it's sort of ok (he also actually wouldn't let someone who he didn't know well and who he didn't think would find it funny actually get as far as the kitchen). Not good on a first date though.

Jesus christ 😱

He also declined a third date with woman on the grounds that, in a city absolutely packed with great restaurants offering every conceivable cuisine, she wanted to go for dinner at the Hard Rock Cafe.

Perfectly reasonable response from him.

I've also shared a few of mine before (like this one) but I need to get it out there to the masses 😂

In a restaurant a bloke said my chicken cacciatore looked like an abortion....

Ick porn - there's bound to be someone who'd be into that. 3luckystars, I think you're on to something 😂

No it wasn't Jesus Christ but he did have the slight look of him 😅 Actually he was always stoned, I wondered if that was what made him think the spunk was so finger-lickin' good

I am genuinely horrified 😂