To think a two hour sesh sounds hellish?

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Just been away for a weekend with a male friend. During one conversation we got on about sex somehow, and he said he thought anything less than a two hour session is a waste of time.

Good for him I suppose, but AIBU to think the majority of people would find this far too long and start planning their dinner?

Before anyone says he’s trying to impress me or get me into bed, he’s not.

I think it’s highly unlikely he meant just penetration, which some people on here seem to assume. He talked about a session, which can include all sexual acts, and lying around chatting in between, not just piv. If you’ve got the time and inclination, that can be fun.

If my dp suggested a 2 hour sex session I would be telling him to crack on by himself for an hour and a half and I would join him for the last bit. Sounds like a uti and chaffing just waiting to happen.

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Lovely.
And would you do it for 2hrs+ every time, when you've got work, kids, elderly aunt to look after, dog to walk, laundry that never ends etc

I was guessing gay, for some reason 🤷‍♂️

My memories are hazy but I think we used to devote all of Saturday morning to a good couple of hours of sex - in all its variety. (Well, not all.)

But every time? No thanks.

Yes, it can... but would a 30 minute session be a "waste of time"? No.

To be fair, he doesn’t have any of these things.

But I honestly don’t understand how they both don’t get bored.

He’s not gay.

He definitely meant foreplay included.

I come quickly and lose interest thereafter. I wouldn't let someone keep pumping away at me for much after I'm done - do the polite thing, finish and then I can have a coffee and do something else with my day, or get some sleep.

It depends who you’re with and what you’re doing. I didn’t think I liked sex to drag on that long until I had partners who could make that fun. But I’m quite into bdsm which does tend to draw things out.

I wouldn’t want 2 hours of penetration though.

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I'd be so offended if a guy could last 2 hours with me

Bloody hell! TWO HOURS??? I would be writing a shopping list, planning a holiday, doing the laundry, prepping meals, watching a film AND still have time to do the ironing! Get on with it man!

He probably means more than once, though, right? And all the other stuff <sighs wistfully>

id agree 2 hours is about the minimum if you’re going to have a real time of it. It’s called ‘cinq á sept’ for a reason. Who’s counting, but a full afternoon to evening of 6 hours or so is bliss.

I also think that my ideal time for penetration is anything from 2-10 minutes. Tbh I love it when a man is so turned on he doesn’t last at all. Other elements of sex are available…

Just love the idea of breaks WITH SNACKS !!! fantastic !

My favourite lover taught me to bring the best snacks and wine that money could buy. Feast, feast then feast some more.

Agreed 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

I’d assume erectile dysfunction, doing the deed is not a 2hr task.
Cuddling in bed, chatting about holidays or childhood is fine.

I’ve got arthritic knees and I love football. Fancy a chat? I won’t bang on about marathon sex though. Promise.

Reminds me of the joke about Tantric sex. Did you know there's a position called the plumber? It's called that because you wait all morning and no one comes

In my early 20s I had a guy that was trying to get me into bed confirm that he always provided at least half an hour of foreplay and he kept an eye on the clock to make sure. I gracefully declined his offer 😂

If it's done we'll, it's done in 10 minutes. He needs to know that's not a brag 🤣