To think a two hour sesh sounds hellish?

[MyWarmOchreHare]

Just been away for a weekend with a male friend. During one conversation we got on about sex somehow, and he said he thought anything less than a two hour session is a waste of time.

Good for him I suppose, but AIBU to think the majority of people would find this far too long and start planning their dinner?

Before anyone says he’s trying to impress me or get me into bed, he’s not.

Well - maybe, but it’s something you hear about happening more and more these days.

I’d assume he’s misinterpreting ‘Netflix and Chill’ and counting the movie time as part of the sesh

Oh this a certain type of usually older millennial man who thinks good sex equals banging away for hours until you get thrush or a UTI.
Occasionally yes, but there should be breaks preferably with snacks but not worth it unless it's two hours, Christ I've got a life to live!

😂

He has never had sex for two hours.

I can't imagine why he is single?!

Shag, nap, shag. That could be 2 hours of an afternoon well spent. I wouldn't fancy two hours non stop though.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/relationships/5263825-what-paloma-faith-said-about-foreplay?reply=141771231

She was on a podcast and just said (to cut it short) foreplay starts with how you speak to your partner and how you treat them throughout the day

Sounds like someone is trying to pull you!

Good God, even 30 minutes is too long. I would be SO bored. I'm sure he's a lovely fella but he needs a check up if it takes him that long to orgasm, and if he's holding back - why? Is it because it's what he thinks the woman wants? Because it sure isn't. He's 40, he should definitely know better at this stage.

I suspect he does know better, was saying it because he thought it would be something that made him sound great and bed, and that just shouts insecure to me.

Thrush comes to mind.
My ex and I - 45 mins max, otherwise I'd get a little bored and his dick would fall off.
More than likely trying to make himself sound like a sex god

@Thepeopleversuswork
Did your ex also sing his own songs to you in a whiny voice and tell you he was gonna be a big rock star one day? Did he call you Roxanne at crucial moments?

I once got chatted up by a chap I vaguely know in the pub. He was off his tits on something, and I wasn't, and I was finding it quite funny.

He told me he'd give me a good session for AT LEAST two hours and that he was very well endowed.

I said "do you know what that sounds like to me now I'm in my 40s? A massive bout of cystitis, darling. "

He looked looked a bit crestfallen, poor chap. I saw him a few days later, and he looked mortified.

Sorry too long.

Even an expert in the bedroom couldn't keep me from getting up after say 40 mins.

My friend said her husband went on for hours so she used to look at the ceiling, walls and skirting boards and see if they needed painting ,whilst he kept going .

Not because of this!

He’s not.

You lot must all have a shit sex life. 😝

Why do they think it’s a good idea?!

I’d have been to Tesco and back AND unpacked 😆

When I hear a song lyric that says “I want to love you all night long” or something like that, I think “fuck that for a game of soldiers. I have work in the morning, I just want to sleep.”

Mine’s excellent. If DP started trying to go at it for two hours we’d be having a chat.

Mines great thanks. Just isn't full of 2hr+ sessions.

I stay at my boyfriends house every Friday and we would at it for 2 hours easily.

It'd not hell if it's with the right person and the sex is amazing.

I've lost track of the number of blokes who've 'casually mentioned' to me that they like sex to last for 'over an hour'. I can't think of anything more boring, apart from football. Or someone describing the symptoms of their sore knee. But sex - nowadays I'd rather clean the oven, to be honest.

2 hours or more... every time...?