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Silly little conspiracies you believe in

268 replies

Soubriquet · 26/06/2025 16:40

Not serious ones like Diana was murdered etc, but silly little ones.

For example,

when it comes to wipes in a packet, I’m positive they rig it so more than one wipe comes out at a time. Then they make the sticky reseal not as sticky so they dry out quicker meaning you have to go and buy more instead of using what you’ve got

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FanofLeaves · 27/06/2025 14:10

happinessischocolate · 27/06/2025 13:14

If they sell the inflatables in a shop at the hotel and you discard the wrapper at the hotel the cleaners save the wrappers and then when you discard the inflatables they deflate it put it back in the wrapper and sell it again.

we avoided this scam by taking the inflatable crocodiles home in our suitcases 😂

They don’t even need the wrapper. Our inflatable shark disappeared from our balcony in Majorca as we were at breakfast on checkout day and the cleaners came in and then we saw it hanging up in the shop over the road exactly where we’d bought it a week ago 🤣 we had planned to give it to one of my son’s little pool mates before we left.

Notyomama · 27/06/2025 14:48

My cat definitely understands me. I talk to her all the time and she talks back. If she's annoyed she sits in a loaf position with her bum facing towards the offender and ignores them. It's so funny - normally she'll respond if you talk to her but when she's sulking she will just pretend you don't exist.

There are tons of not-secret 'conspiracies' in tech - loads of tricks companies use to stop customers from cancelling, to force them into agreeing to things they don't want etc. Look up 'Dark patterns'

One very simple trick (used in tech and elsewhere) is to give three prices, with the price the company wants you to pay in the middle. It tricks people into thinking they're making a choice when they're not.

MariLlwyd · 27/06/2025 14:51

And another truth - a smoke alarm will always start beeping its need for a new battery at between 3 and 4 in the morning.

Laralee · 27/06/2025 14:57

MariLlwyd · 27/06/2025 12:09

That every important letter sent by local authorities, the NHS, lawyers etc. will be carefully timed to arrive on a Friday or Saturday so that you have to stew on it all weekend without being able to respond.

I think that this is actually true!

VimesandhisCardboardBoots · 27/06/2025 15:09

BurnTheWholeThingDown · 26/06/2025 17:00

That the tv people are in cahoots with the battery people.

They vary the volume so you have to constantly use the remote control even when you are just watching the same channel all day.

Huh, mine is that the batteries in remote controls are just for show.

In 40 years on this planet I don't think I've ever needed to change a remote control battery.

Soubriquet · 27/06/2025 15:09

MariLlwyd · 27/06/2025 14:51

And another truth - a smoke alarm will always start beeping its need for a new battery at between 3 and 4 in the morning.

YES!!!

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SeaShellsSanctuary1 · 27/06/2025 15:12

The shape of a sunpat peanut butter jar. There's no way a knife can navigate the bend.

A knife however CAN cut open the plastic jar to retrieve the last bits of peanut butter

A time consuming but successful battle

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 27/06/2025 15:19

NotSmallButFunSize · 26/06/2025 17:16

Most electronic items have something built in that means they just stop working at some point so you have to replace them

Built-in obsolescence.

I remember writing an essay about it at school.

luckylavender · 27/06/2025 15:23

Katemax82 · 26/06/2025 17:39

My husband thinks once you become a glasses wearer your eyesight rapidly declines...

Mine thinks that too

YankSplaining · 27/06/2025 15:33

x2boys · 27/06/2025 07:30

If this is true
Why is this a problem in this day and age
I can understand back in the day this happening but not now.

Because he’s worked very, very hard for decades to get his career to where it is, and I’m sure he’d like to keep it that way. Do you know of any openly gay (or bisexual) actors who are frequently cast as the lead in movies by top directors? Do you know of any openly gay actors who have been nominated for seven Oscars, mostly Best Actor, and received the award once? You don’t, because there aren’t any.

He’d probably never again be cast as a character who has any type of female love interest. Titanic would develop this weird sense of irony in people’s minds - “well, you should have let go, Rose! He was gay!” While Leo may be middle-aged now, there are two whole generations of women who remember swooning over him in their preteens, teens, and twenties.

It could be a concern on Lukas’s side, too. He’s not famous; his best-known role is probably still as the little Amish boy in the 1985 Harrison Ford movie Witness. (He and Leo are both former child stars.) But he works pretty steadily, and he might want to keep the range of roles he’s considered for open. Not to mention, people would probably mutter, “He just got that part because he’s sleeping with Leonardo DiCaprio.”

It’s odd and almost without precedent for a famous and renowned Hollywood actor to be as private about his personal life as Leo is, and for it to have such a lack of public milestones. No engagements, no wives, no children, no long-term high-profile relationship since he dated Gisele way back in the day. You ever notice how these models never really say anything about their relationships with Leo? Not even anything like, “He’s a great guy, but we were just too different”? There are probably NDAs in place.

Also, if people knew Leo had been in a long-term relationship with Lukas Haas for years and years, he’d look like a fraud, and these models would look like underhanded and shameless in their pursuit of their elevated public profiles.

I do think it’s a very long relationship, too. If you do an image search for Leo and Lukas together, you can see that they go just about everywhere together and have for years.

Brefugee · 27/06/2025 15:41

SeaShellsSanctuary1 · 27/06/2025 15:12

The shape of a sunpat peanut butter jar. There's no way a knife can navigate the bend.

A knife however CAN cut open the plastic jar to retrieve the last bits of peanut butter

A time consuming but successful battle

small sillicone scrapers are your friend here.

quantumbutterfly · 27/06/2025 16:28

YankSplaining · 27/06/2025 15:33

Because he’s worked very, very hard for decades to get his career to where it is, and I’m sure he’d like to keep it that way. Do you know of any openly gay (or bisexual) actors who are frequently cast as the lead in movies by top directors? Do you know of any openly gay actors who have been nominated for seven Oscars, mostly Best Actor, and received the award once? You don’t, because there aren’t any.

He’d probably never again be cast as a character who has any type of female love interest. Titanic would develop this weird sense of irony in people’s minds - “well, you should have let go, Rose! He was gay!” While Leo may be middle-aged now, there are two whole generations of women who remember swooning over him in their preteens, teens, and twenties.

It could be a concern on Lukas’s side, too. He’s not famous; his best-known role is probably still as the little Amish boy in the 1985 Harrison Ford movie Witness. (He and Leo are both former child stars.) But he works pretty steadily, and he might want to keep the range of roles he’s considered for open. Not to mention, people would probably mutter, “He just got that part because he’s sleeping with Leonardo DiCaprio.”

It’s odd and almost without precedent for a famous and renowned Hollywood actor to be as private about his personal life as Leo is, and for it to have such a lack of public milestones. No engagements, no wives, no children, no long-term high-profile relationship since he dated Gisele way back in the day. You ever notice how these models never really say anything about their relationships with Leo? Not even anything like, “He’s a great guy, but we were just too different”? There are probably NDAs in place.

Also, if people knew Leo had been in a long-term relationship with Lukas Haas for years and years, he’d look like a fraud, and these models would look like underhanded and shameless in their pursuit of their elevated public profiles.

I do think it’s a very long relationship, too. If you do an image search for Leo and Lukas together, you can see that they go just about everywhere together and have for years.

They make a cute couple.

the80sweregreat · 27/06/2025 16:46

Re Leonardo the actor being gay or whatever, in my youth I had a bit of an argument over George Micheal not being gay!
I obviously lost (still miss his beautiful voice)
it was different times back then , nobody knew!

Sophiehoney · 27/06/2025 19:12

quantumbutterfly · 27/06/2025 08:54

You are so right! But I like the sound of 'big biscuit', there's a marketing opportunity in there somewhere.

You need a biscuit tin! I don't notice this because when I unpack the shopping the biscuits get opened and poured straight into the tin. Then you can just take one at a time :)

Sophiehoney · 27/06/2025 19:15

quantumbutterfly · 27/06/2025 10:30

I need big tights, I cannot lie.

You other brothers can't deny

quantumbutterfly · 27/06/2025 19:23

Sophiehoney · 27/06/2025 19:15

You other brothers can't deny

Big biscuit and big tights are in cahoots.

quantumbutterfly · 27/06/2025 19:31

Sophiehoney · 27/06/2025 12:09

😂😂😂

I don't know why, but that just tickled me

It's true, we found several small actors in between the cushions of our new sofa, they should be more careful.

TheNewVillageIdiot · 27/06/2025 19:37

Brefugee · 27/06/2025 15:41

small sillicone scrapers are your friend here.

Is it just me that uses their finger? Blush

Saladleaves17 · 27/06/2025 19:53

Tech and white goods companies purposely make products in a way that makes them unable to be repaired, so you have to buy new, and the parts they use are built to last just long enough for the warranty to run out.

Saladleaves17 · 27/06/2025 19:56

luckylavender · 27/06/2025 15:23

Mine thinks that too

I actually believe this is true. I lost my glasses at work for several months once and ended up going to get a new pair as I felt I should probably get them replaced. Had an eye test at the same time and my eye sight had improved. Still worked on a computer all day long like before. The only difference was no glasses. Started wearing my new pair which had a lower prescription and at my last test, my eyes had got worse again!

Saladleaves17 · 27/06/2025 20:01

Sophiehoney · 27/06/2025 12:17

Because Leonardos career has been going since the late 90s when it might have been a problem, and back then, he was a heartthrob that teenage girls hung posters of in their bedrooms. Coming out as gay would have changed absolutely everything for him and it would have held him back, sadly.
It might not be a problem now (although sadly I still think people would view him differently) but he can't now admit he's lied all thsse years. He's stuck pretending.

Not saying I beleive this theory, but I think it makes total sense.

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@Sophiehoney you are on to something here. It was the same as Duncan from Blue. Took him years to come out because he was the heart throb of the and. They wouldn’t have been as successful if he admitted he was gay early on!

Namechangeforadearfriend · 27/06/2025 20:20

That toothpaste blobs are always drawn to black clothing my some malevolent force as I never spill it on a white t shirt
Ditto bolognese or curry to white clothing
I always seem to grab conditioner first in error and am on my 4th debit card this year

Soubriquet · 27/06/2025 20:28

Namechangeforadearfriend · 27/06/2025 20:20

That toothpaste blobs are always drawn to black clothing my some malevolent force as I never spill it on a white t shirt
Ditto bolognese or curry to white clothing
I always seem to grab conditioner first in error and am on my 4th debit card this year

I’m terrible with some food!

I always think HAH!! I made it. No spillage… then the last two mouthfuls and I end up spilling.

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SemiRetiredLoveGoddeess · 27/06/2025 20:29

No, you are exactly right.

I have a huge amount of beefs with modern life re food. products and Gods knows what else.

If you really think about it, You are being manipulatied something rotten, ito think in certain ways. In order to buy certain over priced products.

And iften feel like a mug and that you have been fleeced and then hung out to dry. With their crafty underhanded tricks to sell.more

Which make as much profit as poss for the manufacturers.

Recycling. Save the Planet.My Arse.

Its called planned obselesence. Rampant Capitalism. Loads of Money,!!!

Love and Peace to you all from
👃🕊️🌻💰💰💰💰💰
Ex Hippy Old Age Pensioner

LynetteScavo · 27/06/2025 20:29

I’m in a show like The Trueman show. It must be fucking entertaining, as it doesn’t seem to have been cancelled yet.