Silly little conspiracies you believe in

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Not serious ones like Diana was murdered etc, but silly little ones.

For example,

when it comes to wipes in a packet, I’m positive they rig it so more than one wipe comes out at a time. Then they make the sticky reseal not as sticky so they dry out quicker meaning you have to go and buy more instead of using what you’ve got

It's thought that a lot of new technology meets that fate, the big companies like to be in control.

Yep, so we bought those silicone stretchy lids, best money spent as more and more pots have these nonsense lids. Maybe it's a ploy to get us to buy the silicone lids!

Fuck!
Not just me then?

I love sudocreme too.
But one pot lasts a lifetime.
How does the company survive?

I worked with someone who had previously worked in a debt collectors, they always sent their letters on a Friday.

Someone that knows about weather explained to me once why it does actually always rain on the afternoon school run.

Something about atmospheric pressure and time of day and temperature and it being a little bit inevitable that if it’s going to rain, it will at around that time. If that makes sense.

I didn’t google to fact check because I don’t need to, because IT IS TRUE.

The TV show Sex Education was commissioned by the government to educate our teens.

Batteries last for approx 1000 charges. Whether you plug it in for 2 seconds or 8 hours you’ve used a “charge” which is why the battery deteriorates after approx 2 years. It’s not intentional it’s how long rechargeable batteries last.

I would also assume they commissioned naked attraction too so kids can see no 2 bodies are ever the same

Definitely my iphone listens to conversations.
Discussed an obscure topic.
Ads for obscure thingy pop up soon after.

Oh my gosh that's so clever I didn't even realise they were a thing

We got ours at a supermarket, but search Amazon for Silicon Lids, they have loads.

But the first dress had some embroidery on the bottom of the skirt which the second dress didn’t.

Not if he's not actually dating them!!

I need this to be true. I've always like Leo but the only dstong young women part has put me off him. It's too icky.

If this is true I can go back to liking him again!!

Social Services will often hit you at Christmas - not just because they're a bit satanic or to ruin your festivities, but because you'll struggle to get in touch with anyone over the holidays, MP or lawyer, chances are they can't be reached until 7 January or so, so they've got you.

Hospitals ensure you always go over the 30 minute free car park limit. Every time I go to a certain local hospital, it happens. Thirty nine minutes today. Annoyingly, these extra nine minutes was due to circling the car park looking for a space, and the person before me mis-typing his reg in, so took longer than necessary.

My iPhone can read my mind- I just have to think about something and I start getting adverts. 🤯

Nothing to worry about , you're just part of the matrix. 😶