I could have made a stab at four of them. These sorts of tests are ridiculous. They're gimmicks designed to placate/shut up those with concerns about immigration. The simple fact is, when huge numbers of people migrate to a country they change its identity. When migration is small scale, that's different. You can assimilate small numbers of people very quickly. I have a British-Indian friend whose grandparents came here in the 1950s, for example. She is more British than the British. She has all the traits I like in the British, and none of the traits I hate (and there are many traits I hate, believe me).
However, it's a lie that you can have mass immigration and multiculturalism and not change a country. Of course you change it – you change it fundamentally. Imagine if millions of Swedish people moved to the island of Okinawa. Obviously they would completely change Okinawan culture and identity. Whenever human beings move en mass from one place to another they change that place. I no longer feel like I live in a country with a shared history or shared identity. I don't mean that people were nationalistic when I was young. I never saw a British or English flag flying outside someone's house, and I knew no one who liked the royal family or could sing the national anthem (which is the worst in the world). All the tears and flag waving were regarded as "very American" and a bit vulgar. But in any case that was all unnecessary because the sense of identity was so deep and solid and ancient. It was unspoken, but it was there. It isn't there anymore.
The left don't mind this profound change, of course, because they hate Britain. Even George Orwell wrote that "England is perhaps the only country whose intellectuals are ashamed of their own nationality." And when you hate something you are happy to see it change. But I have no intention of changing. I already know who I am. My identity is rooted above all in the literature of this island, a literature that is itself rooted in the seasons and the landscape – Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Blake, Wordsworth, Keats, Jane Austen, Dickens, Tennyson, Thomas Hardy, Wilfred Owen, Larkin, etc. My identity is Monty Python and Fawlty Towers and Douglas Adams and P. G. Wodehouse and countless other things. I don't need or want a new identity, thankyou.
(P. S I'm not interested in the views of some bullying, sneering MN leftie. I'm not asking for your permission to hold on to that identity. I'm telling you what my identity is.)