Loud sex

[Lala721]

Ok so new neighbours just moved In .. it’s a sunny day as you know everyone has windows open they decided to maybe christen the house by having really loud sex .. ok fair enough they are having fun .and then again just now full on screaming and crying ( her ,you get the idea ) he’s obviously slapping her ass as you can hear everything as the windows are open and so
are all the neighbour’s .. tbh I feel pissed off I don’t want to hear it .. oh God they’re doing it again .. I can’t not have the windows open am I being a knob ??

Go out in the garden and start clapping or play music really loud.
I had a neighbour like this, screaming her bloody head off, I can’t imagine being so embarrassing.

If her orgasm's are screamy, I'd say the latter isn't going to work.
Possibly not the corner either lol 😋

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Every time you hear them at it play I just had sex by Lonely Island full blast 🤣
I think they will soon get the msg

To the ones saying how embarrassing, I'm sure the neighbours will not be embarrassed.
I'm orgasm quite loud sometimes.
I remember being a noisy neighbour one summer. Windows were open and tbf we didn't care in the moment. Or the day after.
Having sex is natural and a normal part of life/a relationship.

I'd rather hear someone get spanked than people shouting at each other or worse, at kids.

We don't have any kids round here other than our own who slept right through (as far as we know, we've had no questions)

Exhibitionism is not cool !

use your volume control and stay in yer own lane - ugh

Or play the Yaketty Sax music from Benny Hill loudly.

You need to put them off, this ought to do it!

I'm sure the neighbours will not be embarrassed.

Some thrive off it as you say hence why you need to play shite music or sing badly.

My neighbour used to scream like a banshee, clearly faking it like a porn star, not the point but the bloke is an ugly little egg head shaped baldie bellend.

Thankfully they eventually got married and she's stopped making any effort now 😂.

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Did you used to be in Atomic Kitten?

Get an air horn. Sound it off to match the rhythm. Or go on the off- beat just to put him off his stride

Grim, really grim

Having diarrhoea and vomiting is natural and a part of life (unfortunately). No one wants to hear other people doing those on a nice sunny day in their garden.

This would make me laugh

If you hear the woman screaming just shout loudly
Dont worry madam, I’ve called the police.
They’ll think twice about being so noisy in future.

You’re not cool you know.
Yes, sex is part of life, but so is consideration.

I used to have a flatmate like this. I have no idea if he’s still a screamer 😂

Only on MN are people so against sex.

Sex is wonderful as a willing participant, being dragged into sharing that unwanted experience is foul

Stand outside, once they finish shout
It's a 10 from Len

Hahaha I also had this problem in my previous house. Walls paper thin, theu were at it ALL night, every weekend. I got tired of it and wrote a letter and posted it through. It definitely worked 💪

Nobody is against sex people are against noisy neighbours

Rammstein “Feuer frei!” - it sounds as if a war has just started.

I actually think it’s grim to make so much noise when you know your neighbours can hear it.
I mean how egotistical are you to actually have the thought.. I bet Jean and Roy next door will want to hear this.
How hard is it to put a hand over your mouth, close the window and put the radio on like everyone else manages to. It’s a whole new level of weird when you know your neighbours have kids that can hear.