Loud sex

[Lala721]

Ok so new neighbours just moved In .. it’s a sunny day as you know everyone has windows open they decided to maybe christen the house by having really loud sex .. ok fair enough they are having fun .and then again just now full on screaming and crying ( her ,you get the idea ) he’s obviously slapping her ass as you can hear everything as the windows are open and so
are all the neighbour’s .. tbh I feel pissed off I don’t want to hear it .. oh God they’re doing it again .. I can’t not have the windows open am I being a knob ??

😂 😂 😂

It’s just rude that’s why inconsiderate and rank who wants to listen to some twat screaming her head off like she a in Debbie does Dallas remake

Play "Let's get it on" really really loud.

Oh Pauline 😂😂😂😂

This has made me snigger as my very straight-laced boss has a wife called Pauline. I'll never look at either of them in the same light again! 🤣

I'd have to knock on the door and demand to know what Pauline's answer was.

Just loudly laugh and say that didn't last long as hopefully it will embarrass them as people like this know full well they can be heard and they get off on it.

Having recently experienced a loud sex neighbour for the first time in many years I agree there's something different about sex noise as opposed to other noise. I think it's to do with the fact sex feels like something intimate whereas playing music loud is just annoying. Inflicting your sex noise on your neighbours is akin to flashing, it's a way of getting sexual satisfaction, the pleasure comes from knowing the impact it has on the third party who is exposed to it.

Thank you, that line is MN comedy gold 😂

Love it almost as much as Suzy Quatro’s fat nan.

Nope mine have never heard me have sex👍🏼

Of course I don’t want my kids to hear me at it. Anyone wanting their kids to hear them having sex should probably be on some sort of register.

You have sex knowing your children can hear you and think that’s ok? Fucking grim.

Wtf 😳 no of course your kids should never hear you have sex

Glad I’m not the only one who thought this! Wtf!

Deliberately exposing children to sexual behaviour is classed as child sex abuse. If they can see or hear you having sex and you’re making no efforts to shield them from it, you’re sexually abusing them.

When you see her in the street discreetly ask if she is safe at home as you’ve heard what sounds slapping sounds and screaming/crying

Put a (polite) note through the door pointing out that they could be heard, if it bothers you that much. Or an anonymous post on your local Facebook group (if they are on there), you don't need to mention the sex specifically but just that the warm weather means that any inside noises can be heard very clearly outside...

Though I agree there would need to be more than one or two episodes for me to do something.

Play bump and grind by R Kelly really loud

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They definitely know and get a kick out of knowing people can hear them.

Our houses all have balconies and a couple of months ago the people next door but one were moving out. I'd never really heard anything from them until the morning they were moving out. I was woken up in the early hours to the sound of them having very loud sex on the balcony.

It's very odd hearing that so in your face. And the rest of the street was deathly silent so everyone with windows open must have heard it.

As it was their last day they'd obviously just taken the chance for a bit of alfresco fun so I just covered my ears and waited for it to end 😂

When we had that from next doors hot tub we put our speaker on the window ledge and played let’s get it on at full volume….,

@Doncarlos and @Oddsocksanduglyshoes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Because there's no need to act like you're in a porno. Or they can close the windows like normal people

How about blasting some classical music, something to help them with pacing and rhythm? I suggest Flight of the Bumble Bees, see if they can keep up with that!