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What’s something that screams ‘I’m broke, but trying to look rich’

474 replies

Booyakashaa · 05/06/2025 21:40

Saw thing on Instagram threads, mostly Americans, would love to see what MN’ers think

Just for fun

I think…anything Michael Kors

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Todayisaday · 05/06/2025 22:38

ReplacementBusService · 05/06/2025 22:32

But, they're bags for life. You take them everywhere your whole life. Or do genuinely rich people have different bags for life for different stores, or simply send the butler with a real Chanel shopping bag?

I'll go with travelling anywhere on a commercial airplane, driving a car personally ie not with your own driver, and using a credit card. Oh, and going to a spa in a hotel, or ordering a takeaway.

Genuinly rich would have the shopping done for them..correct.

weareallcats · 05/06/2025 22:38

Thinking that living in a detached house means you’ve made it 😁.

Kuretake · 05/06/2025 22:38

survivalinsufficient · 05/06/2025 22:30

A Range Rover in a terraced house.

This just tells me you live in a cheap area tsk

Hayley1256 · 05/06/2025 22:39

Some of tje comments on this thread are hilarious! All the really rich people I know wouldn't judge people in this way, I think some people are mistaking common and classy which isn't always about wealth or status.

Also am I the only one that likes to take the right bag for life to the shop I'm going too?

PhonicsShmonics · 05/06/2025 22:39

Where has the funny emoji gone!!

weareallcats · 05/06/2025 22:40

Giving a shit about what people think about you.

PITCHpink · 05/06/2025 22:41

Spider lashes
Obvious trout pout lip fillers
Too big for your mouth electric white veneers
Long nails will colours and patterns

MySweetGeorgina · 05/06/2025 22:42

Haha I do so many of these

michael Kors bag? Tick
Ralp Lauren dress? Tick
Cracked I phone? Tick
North Face Puffa… tick

i am indeed not rich 🤑

SquashedMallow · 05/06/2025 22:42

Hair extensions, puffy porn star lips, long fake nails . (The lips are really starting to look old hat now aren't they ?)

Nospringchix · 05/06/2025 22:42

ScrewedByFunding · 05/06/2025 22:15

What's wrong with poor people trying to look richer?

Should they just know their place and not bother?

You sound like bullies.

I agree. This thread is awful.

survivalinsufficient · 05/06/2025 22:43

weareallcats · 05/06/2025 22:38

Thinking that living in a detached house means you’ve made it 😁.

@weareallcats I live in a terraced house in one of the most expensive neighbourhoods in the South West! But I still firmly believe if you can’t afford off-street parking owning a shiny new Range Rover is extremely cringe behaviour.

To be honest the other person on this thread has it right - you shouldn’t really have one unless you’re deep in the country.

notacooldad · 05/06/2025 22:45

and taking your Waitrose bags for life to Aldi!
I take my Booths and Waitrose bag to Aldi and Lidl, and the other way round!!
I've too many bags and just stuff several into one when im going shopping. The name of the store is irrelevant, I just don't want to buy any more bloody bags!

Lilyhatesjaz · 05/06/2025 22:46

I don't have any of the things mentioned so far. Does that mean I am very rich or very poor.

Peaceandquietandacuppa · 05/06/2025 22:46

Massive designer sunnies.

aurynne · 05/06/2025 22:47

LowDownBoyStandUpGuy · 05/06/2025 22:32

Babies in ‘designer’ clothes from baby boutiques, our high street is littered with these and the stuff looks god awful but you will see people head to toe in old tired clothes pushing old tired buggies with babies and toddlers dressed up like the royal children when they are at an event and the cost of this stuff is unreal but funnily enough all of these shops offer payment plans so they know who they are targeting.

I just don’t get it though, just buy some Asda clothes, no one thinks you are rich just because your baby is kitted out like that. There must be so much more they could be spending their money on.

...or perhaps they love their babies so much, that they spend the money they don't have in buying them nice clothes? SO they have what they themselves never had?

Nothing screams "British class system" more than a bunch of vipers believing others wear or drive specific things "to appear richer".

Motnight · 05/06/2025 22:47

Poor people! Know your place!

Bubobubo · 05/06/2025 22:47

survivalinsufficient · 05/06/2025 22:43

@weareallcats I live in a terraced house in one of the most expensive neighbourhoods in the South West! But I still firmly believe if you can’t afford off-street parking owning a shiny new Range Rover is extremely cringe behaviour.

To be honest the other person on this thread has it right - you shouldn’t really have one unless you’re deep in the country.

BS8?

Angrymum22 · 05/06/2025 22:47

My DS and friends now shop exclusively for vintage clothing, because they don’t want to look like fake rich kids. DS is working his way through DH's ancient adidas and Nike sweatshirts from the 80s and 90s.

It may just be a student thing like it was back in my day. We bought most of our clothes from charity shops and jumble sales to “look different”.

DS is very condescending about street fashion.

He does, however, love a RL quarter zip and wears my 40yr old Barber jacket. Clothes have to look battered and well worn for casual wear. They do smarten up when the occasion calls for it. DS has discovered the iron and although his T shirts may be vintage he likes them ironed.

Nike airforce are the popular footwear but they have to look like they’ve spent a weekend in a festival muddy field. Crocs are the footwear of choice for popping to Tescos.

A pair of pristine Nikes are a big giveaway apparently. No rich kid would be seen dead in them. DS cleaned his ( well gave them a quick wipe) yesterday to go out with us for a meal. If the occasion calls for it it’s the tan shoes ( last cleaned in 2021) with smart pink or blue shirt, long sleeve, with chinos and Schoffel gilet. Either rugby or young farmers uniform.

So yes you can spot fake rich a mile off. Their shoes are too clean and they go for brand new rather than vintage family hand me downs.

I disagree with personal number plates being fake rich. We have them because we buy cars outright and it stops my SIL constantly commenting on how wonderful it is to have a brand new car every 2 yrs. We also never buy new. Most people I know buy cars outright and use personal number plates for the same reason. You don’t really want to draw attention to the fact you have a brand new car since it’s more likely to get pinched.

imagiantwitch · 05/06/2025 22:47

Wow. Some really nasty judgemental people here.

80smonster · 05/06/2025 22:49

Ah the Range Rover, the new money suburban state school parent badge of honour.

Toucan123 · 05/06/2025 22:49

I have a Michael Kors bag. It was given to me by some lovely friends for my 40th birthday ten years ago and I love it. It still looks brand new. When use it it's not because I'm trying to "look rich". I'm certainly not "broke" either.
None the examples on this thread make much sense actually. A lot of you are just coming across as spiteful and extremely snobby. Well done.

survivalinsufficient · 05/06/2025 22:49

Bubobubo · 05/06/2025 22:47

BS8?

I can’t believe you got it straight off the bat, congrats!

WobblyBoots · 05/06/2025 22:49

Urgh. Absolute snobs.

Hubblebubble · 05/06/2025 22:49

I shop in charity shops in the wealthiest area of my city. I enjoy my delusions of grandeur thrifty wardrobe of Joules and Boden.

leopardprint17 · 05/06/2025 22:50

Illegally spaced number plates