To ask which celebrities would be really annoying to be married to?

[drspouse]

Inspired by DS obsession with Steve Backshall.

He would be off round the world "too busy to do childcare darling", would come home reeking of bar poo, and would insist on taking the children to play with venomous snakes "it won't hurt them if they don't bother it".

And then he’d start banging on about astrophysics and nicking your curl crème and you’d just want him back on the roof again.

They seem pretty in love to be fair.

But badgers! Won't anyone think of the badgers?!

Jack Whitehall because he’s a posh mummy’s boy who thinks he’s funnier than he is, and Ricky Gervais for laughing at his own jokes and treating animals better than human beings.

Geoff Goldbloom, ffs just say what you need to
say. Stop faffing and just spit it out will you!

Oh! 🤣

But also, my trousers look like that too.
I've been eating too much cake and now they don't do up.

I am always stunned that some one with so little talent has managed to sustain a career out of one very bad pop song. And then posting photos from Seaworld. Ewww
How can someone as clever as a Dr stay with him. It must like talking to brick wall.

Robbie Williams. Self obsessed, childish, bore.

Christian Horner. Though I imagine being married to Geri is no picnic, she is quite endearing, whereas he is … not.

Nicolas Cage. You’d be worried all the time about what he was going to buy next.

I wouldnt worry about Nick Cage because you'd be divorced within 2 weeks and he'd have fallen in love with someone else within the month.

Yes same here! Made me really grateful for DH!

Do you keep a courgette in your pocket?

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@RedCrochetedWigFace
I saw him perform back in the 80s he was too pretty then. As an oldie myself I think he looks better now the pretty has worn off.

I was going to say only to munch on later but then er... I opened the picture in full. Oh my!

His wife is a bigger pain in the arse than he is.

When Joe Swash was on Celebrity Masterchef there was lots of jovial cheeky chappery if the cameras were on him, but as soon as it got a bit competitive, a rather unpleasant streak emerged, I thought.

i can imagine Geri would be that PTA friend/neighbour who’s really sweet and a bit helpless, until one day you glance into the back of your car and realise you’re looking after her son, her dog and her dry cleaning. And your DH is taking your lawn mower round to Corner Manors because her gardener’s ’let her down again’.

I was just coming on to say similar.
Rowing training is both time consuming and gruelling, and as part of a crew she wouldn't have a lot of flexibility re training sessions, as well as a lot of international travel for events so it seems like he does pull his weight around childcare etc.

I agree with every name on this list-especially David Tennant and Gary Lineker and would like to add Micheal McIntyre. I through a fancy friend was at an event with just a handful of people and he was there. A sort of having tea a walking around chatting thing. He was so "on" and performative and I remember saying at the time how utterly exhausting it would be to be married to him. And I don't think he'd every fancy anyone as much as he fancies himself.

Sting also. 7 hour long sex sessions, can you imagine the chafing?? Poor Trudy

I read a quote where she said he was the only man who looked her in the eyes rather than the boobs. Made me feel a bit sad for her.

Yes! My goodness, I used to ADORE him but he's such a knob now. What was that hair all about at the BAFTAS? And the vile suit. And the way he kissed Georgia didn't look loving, it looked creepy and they definitely needed to get a room, goddammit! TMI David, TMI!

No idea who Steve Backshall is. Better have a look.

Michael Sheen
Dominic West

Doubt it, as he's dead.

Phil Vickery, he gives me difficult man vibe

Most of them, I expect!

😮 You're joking! Surely no one drools over Ben Fogle.