To ask which celebrities would be really annoying to be married to?

[drspouse]

Inspired by DS obsession with Steve Backshall.

He would be off round the world "too busy to do childcare darling", would come home reeking of bar poo, and would insist on taking the children to play with venomous snakes "it won't hurt them if they don't bother it".

Any celebrity would be annoying. Performative character traits are inherently annoying.

Paddy Mcguiness
Ricky Gervais
Gordon Ramsay
Rod Stewart (he just gives me the willies)
I could go on 😂

David Tennant for me too, think he has been at the hair dye lately, Prince Harry also, I woukd make him Steve his neck.

A lot of them tbh

I feel like a man should be strong and silent 😄, so a man trying too hard to get people to like him on TV would give me the ick

i'd echo some earlier mentions, David Tennant (sick of him), James Corden, Ben Shepherd,

I wouldn't mind that boxer guy who was in the jungle. Or mike tindall 🤭

You've made my point, far more succinctly 😄

ugh, he'd wind me right up, a man shouldn't have that many opinions, honestly, just embarrassing

I always get the impression that Steve Backshall is actually a really supportive partner and happy to be in the background while his wife shines. He's always at her events looking after the kids and cheering her on.

I absolutely love Michael Ball but think he'd been far too cheery and enthusiastic for me irl. Always telling stories and breaking into song!

I have a 25 year crush on Dickie Madeley and it's still going strong!

I always think Joe Swash would be a nightmare but after seeing Stacey's entitled, biligerant rant over not winning a BAFTA (cannot for the live of me understand why she felt the need to post it. Rant your disappointment privately, sure. But who wants the world to know you are a ungracious, sore loser) I don't think there's much to put between the pair of them.

James Cordon
Gregg Wallace
Chris Martin

Tennant. I feel sorry for his wife.

@MrsDeaconClaybourne I absolutely love Michael Ball but think he'd been far too cheery and enthusiastic for me irl. Always telling stories and breaking into song!

I've always fancied having Michael Ball as an uncle figure. You sense he'd never forget your birthday, cheer you up when you are low, give great hugs and be a total riot at Christmas. Particularly if he brings his mate Alfie round too.

Tom Hiddleston. A very handsome, sexy man, excellent actor, but bloody hell I bet he’s always “on”. Dancing, doing impressions, etc.

Chris Martin would be an absolute stickler for rinsing the recycling.

Thinking about Dolly Partons husband. Years married, never in any pics with her, let her achieve everything and he is back home probably living well and without any of the drawbacks of fame.

Paloma Faith.

I think Jilly Cooper got the whole dynamic spot on with the Verekers in Rivals.

Funny because every person I know that met him found him absolutely amazing. I can take a guess why someone on Mumsnet finds him insufferable though.

Joe Swash. Irritating man who uses every excuse (adhd etc) but is just a pita.

Sadly, he passed away recently…

”Parton's husband, Carl Dean, died earlier this month in Nashville, Tennessee at age 82. The couple were married for nearly 60 years, meeting when a now 79-year-old Parton was 18 and marrying in 1966”

I think he's a really committed and loving dad to his son who has a rare disability, which makes me fond of him. But no doubt a ladies man. I'd probably still give him a chance 😂

Yes. Misogyny isn’t an attractive quality to many women.

😁

Mike's "no longer with us" so you don't need to worry on that front

Funnily enough, he sets my teeth on edge too, but not really sure why. I think it could be because he’s a bit righteous and faux self-deprecating.

Steve Backshall just looks dopey

Most celebrities really are probably annoying. Seem to either be ragey 🤬 or too talkative 🤐. I like to do the talking!

Martin Lewis. I love him but I bet he goes through the bills with a fine tooth comb and never wants to pay full price for anything