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To ask which celebrities would be really annoying to be married to?

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drspouse · 18/05/2025 09:48

Inspired by DS obsession with Steve Backshall.

He would be off round the world "too busy to do childcare darling", would come home reeking of bar poo, and would insist on taking the children to play with venomous snakes "it won't hurt them if they don't bother it".

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MarkingBad · 20/05/2025 13:40

NormasArse · 20/05/2025 13:30

Stephen Mangan is gorgeous!

I'm not normally someone who goes for people I've never met but I do find him gorgeous too.

I love Dirk Gently even though the character is a complete prat.

Sorry Mr Mangan

FrangipaneMincies · 20/05/2025 13:41

Kanye - obviously
Donald Trump - obviously
Greg Wallace, apart from 'obviously ' I couldn't cope with him speaking and clucking his bloody heady about.
John Torode - he looks like he can only breaths through his mouth or has a permanent cold.
Sean 'Diddy ' Combes/R Kelly - obviously
Rory Bremner and similar, because they just can't bloody stop themselves hopping from one impersonation to another.
Oh just too many....

KimberleyClark · 20/05/2025 13:43

MarkingBad · 20/05/2025 13:40

I'm not normally someone who goes for people I've never met but I do find him gorgeous too.

I love Dirk Gently even though the character is a complete prat.

Sorry Mr Mangan

Another Stephen Mangan fan here. That shy smile, those eyes, that slightly unruly dark hair that would be lovely to run your fingers through, and a brilliant Have I Got News For You presenter.

angela1952 · 20/05/2025 13:44

NormasArse · 20/05/2025 13:30

Stephen Mangan is gorgeous!

Oh yes, he always seems to be such an interesting man, no celebrity “side” and very interested in other people, not a trait shared by most celebrities who feel that they are the centre of everybody’s universe. I don’t think of him as a celebrity but as someone I let into my life via my radio.

SwedishEdith · 20/05/2025 13:48

Oh, I love Stephen Mangan as well.

angela1952 · 20/05/2025 13:51

SwedishEdith · 20/05/2025 13:48

Oh, I love Stephen Mangan as well.

How could you not?

SwedishEdith · 20/05/2025 13:56

SwedishEdith · 18/05/2025 21:03

The Matt fella from Busted. Utterly self absorbed.

Matt Willis. Couldn't remember his surname when I posted but he seems very hard work to live with. I know it's TV, but there was a programme about him and it felt like Emma Willis's role in the marriage was simply to support him.

Serrina · 20/05/2025 13:58

drspouse · 20/05/2025 13:11

He actually said he hoped she'd cease to exist. Among all the people who ever disagreed with him, he chose her to wish out of existence. A heck of a lot of men also disagree with him, some of whom have a big platform, and she was a Cabinet member at the time but not Tory leader.
But no, he chooses the Black woman to tell to shut up.

I don't like David Tennant, and I think it was pretty vile to say that. But what the Tory donor said about Dianne Abbot was much, much worse.

MarkingBad · 20/05/2025 14:05

ThxForTheFish · 20/05/2025 13:39

But he targeted the Equalities minister (presumably because this is an equalities debate?)

It's only partly about who he was speaking about, it's also about what he said.

Actors are people of words, so either he can only read from scripts and is otherwise a childish moron, or he chose to say something appalling about another human being.

When people are in positions of power they also have their heads above the parapet all the time. Words are one thing but they also drive others to ridiculous acts of violence, we've had a number of MPs assassinated in the UK over such strongly held beliefs before. In a debate this toxic, it's not beyond the realms of possibility that someone might choose yet another MP to assassinate or harm.

Couple that with Kemi Badenoch being a black woman and we have someone who is very vulnerable. For this MP to get anywhere took a lot more than the usual pathways most MPs take. There will be other people looking for an excuse to target MPs like her too.

So at best he's an idiot who ruined his shiny media persona, at worst he's inciting hatred against someone who is a very easy target purely on the basis that he personally disagreed with her stance and couldn't find better words to make a point other than shut up and to want to live in a world where KM didn't exist.

You don't have to admire people or agree with them, but basic respect for people is due and if you feel strongly about something you need to have respect for that too, all he did fortunately in this case was damage himself and his cause.

So it's not just because KM is an equalities minister, a woman, or black, it's because basic respect, and important good debate went out of the window and potentially made someone who is a target anyway, even more of one all because he can't express himself properly or he purposely chose to make her a target for more hatred than KM already is, that's reprehensible on many levels.

Nobu · 20/05/2025 14:06

OkimADHD · 19/05/2025 17:47

Eiugh Les Dennis.
I lost a bit of admiration with Ama da Holden when she got with him
Thankfully she saw sense and I like her now.

I've met him many times. He's always been utterly charming.

IFeelLikeChickenTonite · 20/05/2025 14:08

Who did??

MarkingBad · 20/05/2025 14:12

KimberleyClark · 20/05/2025 13:43

Another Stephen Mangan fan here. That shy smile, those eyes, that slightly unruly dark hair that would be lovely to run your fingers through, and a brilliant Have I Got News For You presenter.

I was starting to think this series was a bit of a dud until last Friday.

CherryRipe1 · 20/05/2025 14:33

@IFeelLikeChickenTonite Mark Wahlberg. Odious man, I point blank refuse to watch any of his films. There were other incidents too.

CrushingOnRubies · 20/05/2025 14:38

LoveTKO · 18/05/2025 13:03

Jim Carey. Seems like he can’t sit still.

wouldnt marry Jim he very much an anti- vaxxer and I am very much the opposite

GertrudePerkinsPaperyThing · 20/05/2025 14:40

Not a “celebrity” as such, but every time I see Nigel Farage I think how insufferable it would be to be married to him. That smug face, stupid finger pointing, and self satisfied expression. His ridiculous and misplaced self assurance.

Eeeeugh. Doesn’t bear thinking about!

cornflakecrunchie · 20/05/2025 14:56

ANY of them. Ugh. Too full of self importance.

drspouse · 20/05/2025 14:59

Serrina · 20/05/2025 13:58

I don't like David Tennant, and I think it was pretty vile to say that. But what the Tory donor said about Dianne Abbot was much, much worse.

I actually don't know what was said in that instance, I've met Dianne Abbot and she was very lovely (I was with a friend who was a constituent, and she felt very genuine). Do I want to know? Or is it better to remain in ignorant bliss?

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Serrina · 20/05/2025 15:13

drspouse · 20/05/2025 14:59

I actually don't know what was said in that instance, I've met Dianne Abbot and she was very lovely (I was with a friend who was a constituent, and she felt very genuine). Do I want to know? Or is it better to remain in ignorant bliss?

Yeah it was pretty bad
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68636193.amp

MarkingBad · 20/05/2025 15:16

Serrina · 20/05/2025 15:13

I agree that was a terrible thing to say too, whatever one may think of Diane Abbott

There is no sliding scale of hatred, it's like pigswill, nothing we'd ever want to take a swim in.

FullOfLemons · 20/05/2025 15:33

ssd · 20/05/2025 10:26

What did David Tennant do?

Whatever he does he always appears so smug and pleased with himself

He would probably want a round of applause for putting the bins out

Living with Tennant would just be non stop humourless misery and just when you think it can’t get worse, Michael Sheen would visit.

InfernalRukus · 20/05/2025 15:56

Rockfordpeach · 18/05/2025 20:58

Well they can marry him then 🤷

I wouldn’t but DH probably would!

SparklesGlitter · 20/05/2025 16:11

Cloudyvibes · 18/05/2025 10:24

James Cordon and Danny Dyer popped in my head.

Danny dyer 100 million percent

OkimADHD · 20/05/2025 16:13

Nobu · 20/05/2025 14:06

I've met him many times. He's always been utterly charming.

I'm sure he is

OkimADHD · 20/05/2025 16:14

FullOfLemons · 20/05/2025 15:33

Whatever he does he always appears so smug and pleased with himself

He would probably want a round of applause for putting the bins out

Living with Tennant would just be non stop humourless misery and just when you think it can’t get worse, Michael Sheen would visit.

I kind of like him
A bit too skinny but his nickname is David ten inch lol

InfernalRukus · 20/05/2025 16:36

Mine would be Robbie Williams I couldn’t be doing with him wheeling me out on all his TV appearances like he does with Ayda.

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