To ask which celebrities would be really annoying to be married to?

[drspouse]

Inspired by DS obsession with Steve Backshall.

He would be off round the world "too busy to do childcare darling", would come home reeking of bar poo, and would insist on taking the children to play with venomous snakes "it won't hurt them if they don't bother it".

His daughter and her mother are another kettle of fish altogether.
I wonder if they don’t secretly embarrass him.

Carl Dean, Dolly's husband, died in March.

His wife comes across as a big an attention seeker as he does. I bet they're annoying company.

I was such a Dave Grohl fan, but now with the "child outside of marriage," he seems like less of a good prospect. .

Elon Musk. Obviously.
Stanley Tucci because although I find him charming, his wittering on about wine and food would drive me to the nearest Nando’s.
Any of the keep fit lot because I hate exercise.
Joe Lycett, because I admire his partner, putting up with his squeaky voice and buttering parsnips.
Christian Bale seems very intense. Not for me.

David Tennant

Never wrong about anything

Carol Ann Duffy's book 'the world's wives' does this best - Mrs Midas..

https://www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poem/mrs-midas/

Alexander Armstrong, I hate the way he talks. He’s endlessly cheerful.

Tom Cruise. Something just feels off with him.

I don't know. His wife was on Lorraine last year, talking about some TV show she was presenting. She happened to mention that her hubby always critiques her appearances on TV and tells her what she could have done better. Even sickly Lorraine faux pulled him up on that one.

He is a weird control freak.
Katie Holmes couldnt date in public for five years so she could get her divorce settlement.

And when he recently died she was absolutely devastated.

David Tennant urgh & Martin Sheen, pompous prig!

Gwyneth Paltrow and her vag candles.

Do you think Danny Dyer is a geezer at home? Perhaps he goes all posh when the cameras are off. After all he is related to royalty doncha know?

I really can’t stand him. I have never met a working class man who carried on like he does.

I was puzzling over bar poo!

Russell Brand 🤢

Brad Pitt would be a bit of a handful. Ben Affleck would be tricksy. Anyone really conceited who loves the sound of their own voice and doesn't listen to you.

What? She makes candles that go in your nooni? Or the candles are in The image of her nuni? sh
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why is Gwyneth Paltrowh

P. Diddy

Yes, I'm prepared to marry him.

He says it's average

I agree and a devoted dad and grandad

Although doesn't he have herpes? 🤔

Joe swash would need a dog crate but for the definition of Thrush itself would have to be Ritchie Anderson what an irritation he is along with a few other r2 male presenters

Yes, and that's no fun to live with either!

Michael Macinyre - his voice is irritating,he’s smug middle class, he’s not funny, and walking around all the time he is speaking would drive me to tie his shoelaces together.