To ask which celebrities would be really annoying to be married to?

[drspouse]

Inspired by DS obsession with Steve Backshall.

He would be off round the world "too busy to do childcare darling", would come home reeking of bar poo, and would insist on taking the children to play with venomous snakes "it won't hurt them if they don't bother it".

...and he loves dogs, which is another big plus in my book!

Alison Hammond strikes me as someone who is always "on".

Kyle, Vine, Clarkson and Corbyn... I'm guessing the Jeremy's aren't too popular on Mumsnet? 🤣

Eeeuuuurrrrgggggghhhhh, yes!

That bloody woman that sang the song from Frozen. Imagine her singing in the shower everyday. You’d end up jumping out of the window

So let’s give him credit for that as many men won’t give in their own careers or step up to childcare at all. Any interviews I have read he seems to genuinely respect his wife and her achievements/ goals. For that reason alone he has a pass to take the kids to cuddle some snakes😄

Idina Menzel???

Gods, I’d love to hear her singing in the shower. The original Elpheba and a legend in musical theatre. I could listen to her sing her ABCs and swoon.

It’s easier to say who you’d like. Chris Hemsworth seems like a fun husband and Dad. Hugh Jackman affair make him now on the ew run away list.

She’s my husbands celebrity crush! 😆😆

Huw Edwards (way before the sexual predator stuff)

Just so morose - imagine living with that black cloud and fun sponge.

Draining.

I'm torn on Rob Bryden and David Mitchell (just saw them both on the news).
Rob actually does funny impersonations but he'd randomly burst into song when you were trying to tell him the cat was really ill.
David would always get the crossword clues faster than you and would wear socks with sandals and refuse to go to the beach because it's too sandy.

Maybe someone like Sacha Baron Cohen - he could never really be "himself", he'd always need to "on" in character I reckon. That would be super annoying.

I would have said Joe Swash but I now think differently after watching his meal deal show

I think I would absolutely love David Mitchell. I could not deal with Rob's attention seeking, signing and impressions though...

David Tennant

My sisters kids are in the same school as his and he’s always super present and gets involved at the fete

This is the only one I disagree with. He comes over as lovely - hugely talented and intelligent and an all round nice bloke.

Christopher Dean. Weirdly scary. Great choreographer though.

There’s a good reason Jayne didn’t marry him imo.

Steve Backshall is an absolutely lovely man.

He’s very deep into Scientology. He’d demand that any wife be very into Scientology too.

Besides that, I’ve heard that he’s incredibly nice and very generous with his friends and the people he works with.
He has a long list of people he sends s a delicious bakery coconut cake to every Christmas - they rave about it.

Jimmy Carr with that annoying laugh laughing at own jokes that aren’t even funny.

Tom cruise ..very creepy and not a good father.

Carl Fogarty. I hate motorbikes and i bet he has a man cave full of them.

The other side of that is that many of them have crushingly low self esteem.

And you'd probably have to carry his box around.