To ask which celebrities would be really annoying to be married to?

[drspouse]

Inspired by DS obsession with Steve Backshall.

He would be off round the world "too busy to do childcare darling", would come home reeking of bar poo, and would insist on taking the children to play with venomous snakes "it won't hurt them if they don't bother it".

Morrissey - love, love, love …. him but no thanks….. all the now very judgy guys we loved - Jarvis, Damon, Brett etc…nope

Wynne Evans of Go Compare “fame”.

I've had a few drinks with Danny dyer, vulgar and really big headed

Joe Swash.

P. Diddy. Beyond annoying and downright dangerous.

Robbie Williams - wasn’t he being an annoying twat when his wife was trying to give birth?

Any really because I’d have to make too many allowances for their career, and I wouldn’t be into that.

Jim Carrey, seems like he’d always be “on”.

Tom Cruise, not sure he’s straight.

David Beckham, nothing I can put my finger on, just hate him.

Re the Scientology rubbish, how can anyone follow a religion started by someone called Ron?

No. He is apparently just insufferable.

She’s not a big celebrity but Carrie Hope Fletcher comes across as so smug and shouty. Although her husband is quite similar so I think they are a good match.
She has also been on 2 really long tours and their child isn’t even 18month and I hate solo parenting!

Prince Harry… Christ he’d be annoying

Greg Davies... I'd be walking like a cowboy (and begging for more)

Nooooo- is JT into Scientology?!

Mylene Klass - she’s now doing an advert for Sketchers sandals and her voice is squeaking
also Kylie she’s nasally too

Mark from The Chase - his suits are awful an awful fit and the back of his hair is cut too short up his neck, very off putting . Maybe he’s nice irl

Prince William, He’s only every had the toothy smile and it annoys me

Ive always quite liked David Tennant but after reading all the hate I feel like I’ve missed something!

I think Chris Martin seems like a nice guy but would make you hop on a spinning bike to power the kettle whenever you want a cuppa and I’m too lazy for that….

I agree with those that have said Ricky Gervais. He seems really grumpy and loves animals a bit too much. I quite like a bit of dark and dry humour, and some of his award show speeches crack me up, but he comes across like he tried too hard to be offensive sometimes, I can imagine he’d be quite nasty in an argument.

Also agree with:
Jeremy Clarkson
Gary Linekar

Also a bit baffled over the thought of people drooling over Ben Fogle…

I agree.

I've tried very hard to think of one that wouldn't piss me off, the fact that most are a 'celebrity' on the basis of very little is enough to get my back up . Maybe Keanu Reeves, he seems lovely, and I think I could probably forgive Tom Hardy almost anything.

He was at the same hotel as me with his kids a few years ago and I have to say that he was very pleasant and affable.

Gary Linekar - anti semite/luxury belief peddler- also he’d be under my feet now he’s ’in between jobs’ I hear …

Not a 'celebrity' as such, but you'd have to have the patience of a saint to live with Jacob Rees-Mog. Just seeing him decked out in his little school boy tank top would have me twitching to flick the end of his nose.

I used to really fancy Keir Starmer, because of the donkeys. Not anymore though. I have also been known to fancy Boris, Johnson not Yeltsin.

Peter Andre, weird, thick, loves himself and only songs one song.

Couldn’t agree more. Any celebrity would be the pits as a partner. Plus you and the DC would be at risk of stalkers, kidnappers and paps. Even making friends - you’d never know if it’s genuine or the lure of knowing someone famous.

Wouldn’t swap anonymity for all the money in the world. Can never understand why people want to be famous. Gilded cage.

Donkeys?

Joe Swash - unbearable and that voice...