To ask which celebrities would be really annoying to be married to?

[drspouse]

Inspired by DS obsession with Steve Backshall.

He would be off round the world "too busy to do childcare darling", would come home reeking of bar poo, and would insist on taking the children to play with venomous snakes "it won't hurt them if they don't bother it".

Any of them. Anyone famous makes my fanny clamp shut. Egotistical self-serving bastards. If they aren't kiddy fiddlers, they are serial cheaters or much worse (Russell Brand need I say more). Give me a non-famous any day. My only exception would be Keanu Reeves because he is just lovely(Google all the good stuff he does for others if you don't know).

Please no more photos of Bruce 🙏🏼... I've got a dodgy tummy today 🤢

I’ve got to agree. I love his advice but he’d be a nightmare to be married to . . . always telling you that you could have got everything cheaper, constantly swapping bank/ credit card accounts. I’d be exhausted by it all and tell him where to stick his savings !

Jeremy Clarkso, Keir Starmer.amd Piers Morgan

JC. King of the Nobs. Total Dickhead.

KS. The World's most boring man by a country mile.

PM. Trickey as a bag of monkeys and hslf as cheap.

Good Night

Rupert Murdoch
Jeremy Clarkson
Lawrence Fox
Piers Morgan
Eamonn Holmes
Simon Cowell
Ian Botham
John Humphrys
Geoffrey Boycott
Mick Jagger
Michael Caine
David Starkey
Frankie Boyle
Rod Stewart
Keith Allen
Neil Oliver
Alan Sugar
Bob Geldof
Stephen Fry
Jimmy Carr
David Walliams
Johnny Depp
Robbie Williams
Jeremy Paxman
Richard Madeley
Adrian Chiles
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Rowan Atkinson
Russell Brand
Jeremy Vine
Clive Anderson
Alan Titchmarsh
Paul Hollywood
Wayne Rooney
Ozzy Osbourne
David Tennant
Gordon Ramsay
Greg Wallace
David Beckham
Chris Evans

Plus some members of the Royal Family and many politicians.

I can despatch my own spiders wouldn't eat them tbf but I'd be fine 😀

100% this.

Plus fat and unattractive.

Monty Don is the most pompous, hoity toity, demanding, know it all (when he clearly doesn't) cock womble I've ever had the misfortunate to meet. The way he speaks to people is utterly disgusting. I laughed my socks off at the Japanese woman trying to not hit him full in the face after arsing up the Ikebana with a cherry blossom branch no less.

Alan Titchmarsh on the other hand is lovely.

He's entitled to advocate for trans and hold those views, he doesn't have the right to tell women off for being a woman who doesn't share his views.

David Tennant (just annoying & overrated), Eric Clapton - the way he treated Patti Boyd was shocking. Anyone involved with scientology or who looks like they'd spend longer getting ready than me.

It was actually Rebekah who sued Colleen. Because Colleen said in public that Rebekah was selling stories to the press. Which the judgment conclusively proved she was. Bit of an own goal there….

A deeply unpleasant turd. Hard to think anyone could be more unpleasant than Trump, but.,,,

Bumping into Hiddleston? You lucky thing! I don't think he'd be annoying to be married to. I know what the pp said about him always being 'on', but I find it kind of endearing

Is that a euphemism for something?!!

Any politician - nothing else to talk about

Lorraine Kelly I say Lorraine Kelly as bad a Feed Elliot (Corrie) for repeating her sentences

Judy Finnergan (as in Richard) god only knows why she’s done to her teeth now shesh all yesh I like saugashesh it bloody awful. I’d put up with Richard without Judy

Holly Willoughby, Davina McCall no thank you

Kate Garaway No thank you

Peter Audre 🤮 there's something about him that gives me the ick. He was at a outdoor music festival I took my kids to, it was for families a few years ago and kept rubbing he's body up and down like he did in the mysterious girl video in the waterfall. Most people were sat on the floor with their children. 🫣 Come on guy, your close to 50 not in your early 20s and it's a family festival not a nightclub.

Here is something to random: I once had my kitten spayed by Bruce Fogle (a vet) in the 80s (Ben's dad)!

Oh god so many! But definitely Katy Perry! - stupid bitch didn't even properly go into space! Not a fucking astronaut! - ' I feel so connected to love?!'' wtf?! Bleugghhhh! Rant over! She infuriates the shit out of me!! 😂

And his transed, NB child. We all know they are like vegan cats.

David Beckham - listening to that voice every day would drive me crazy!

Any of them 🕶Top of my head I can't think of one I'd like to be married to, their life and career always comes first by a country mile, they feel like what they do is very important and special, and most are suckers for attention and adoration and sulk or perform if they don't get adequate levels of it. Very few are grounded enough for a genuine partnership. But marriage is really a business contract, so if asked in that sense, why not? Look at the Rooneys, it's working well, largely because they are legally married.

And yes I've dated a couple and work with a fair few more.

Friend, yes, partner, no way.

Yes, these three. I particularly dislike Alexander Armstrong and can't understand why he's on TV so much. He actually. makes my flesh creep

Eric Clapton used to go to the Indian restaurant we went to and we sat next to him pretty often. A really deeply unpleasanat oiky man.

But she's made a habit of it - she was married to Chris Evans when she was really young. I thought his interest in her was quite dodgy, given the age difference and her youth, and he is sooo annoying.

Jeremy Corbyn might possibly make tea but it would be horrible weak milky tea 🤢

Jeremy Clarkson is a confusing one. Absolutely loathed him until I accidentally watched Clarkson's Farm, after which I liked him 🤷‍♀️. Also, his girlfriend seems very nice and grounded and down to earth so she must think he's ok.

David Icke. I would either never believe a word that came out of his mouth, or I'd be in a permanent state of confusion and suspicion.