To ask which celebrities would be really annoying to be married to?

[drspouse]

Inspired by DS obsession with Steve Backshall.

He would be off round the world "too busy to do childcare darling", would come home reeking of bar poo, and would insist on taking the children to play with venomous snakes "it won't hurt them if they don't bother it".

Well he'd keep the spiders at bay! Once remember seeing him dropping out of a helicopter on his TV programme, running up to a rock, picking a spider off it and scoffing it down! Sat there, minding its own business and he comes along?! I thought, bloody hell Bear, you've just left the sodding hotel, surely a limitless buffet breakfast was sufficient enough for you to leave the wildlife alone!!! 🤣

Both the Beckhams. He’s off shagging everyone. She’s starving herself and preening constantly, then parading herself in her nighties….sorry, designs

David Tennant - far too smug, self-rightious, arrogant and egotistical.
James Cordon - for similar reasons as above (with a really annoying voice).

I've read 5 pages in so far and I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Piers Morgan yet 🤣

I bump into him every so often walking his dog, and we exchange pleasantries, as my dog is the same breed/colour as his, and he seems perfectly pleasant, actually very quiet and keeps himself to himself. I also know the Fogle family well- Ben is a sweetheart.

Brilliant

My kids met Steve Backshall peak Deadly 60, they were huge fans but were really disappointed as he was sooooo boring in real life.

Yes he’d be shouting constantly and telling anyone and everyone to “ put something on the end of it!” Also that creepy friend of his counsellor Graham would be constantly hanging around the house dressed in black

Telling women to shut up when we are discussing women’s rights and to consider men’s feelings instead.

Jimmy Carr
Vernon Kay
John Travolta
Robbie Williams
Prince Harry

I could go on….

All of them!

JD Vance - he just seems a nasty behind that smirk.

David Tenant - used to fancy him before I worked out he was a #bekind/oppress woman kind of guy - yuk there’s only thing more fanny drying than a misogynist that's one who hates women but pretends it’s for their good, fucking wanker. Pity a Dalek didn’t exterminate

Jamie Oliver.

I think most of them.
Robbie Williams
Tom Cruise
Harrison Ford
Rowan Keating
Jimmy Carr
All the Rolling Stones
Axel Rose
Ozzy Osbourne
Bruno Tanioli
Elton John
I can’t think of any I would want to live with in all honesty.

Hey now, you know that's a step too far for anyone to contemplate 😰👀😱

Jeremy Vine is my celebrity crush! He seems like such a lovable geek, there’s something about him! I’d never admit this IRL of course as I’m some 25 years younger than him..

🤢 No thanks 🤮

Absolutely bloody all of them apart from Monty Don because he loves gardens and so do I that’s it really

And reminiscing about when he had his own show before everything went "woke" and he got "cancelled"

Almost any really.

Ohhh his trans views?

I agree with most on here for the guys - David Tennant, James Corden, Russell Brand, Nicolas Cage. All knobs with smug punchable faces.

Katie Price - having to deal with the daily pity party dramas caused by her own actions 🙄 and hiding car keys and pets as shes lethal with both.
Kerry Katona - another drama llama
Geri Halliwell - talentless knob
Katy Perry - I would send her back to space
Amanda Holden - super thirsty. And that laugh shudder

No. His women’s rights views.