You are given the power to make three things illegal. What would you choose?

[SpringSunshineanddaffodils]

I know people will post silly things that irritate them but think seriously. What three things would you make completely illegal right now?
Here's mine:

1. The right to buy your council house
2. Owning more than one property.
3. Not keeping your cat contained in your own home. With hefty fines if it is caught killing any wildlife.

My fat arse can only fit in leggings right now. I agree on most people they are indecent

With you on right to buy, why should I pay taxes for someone else to buy their home when i had to work to buy mine?!

Cats are chilled, mostly go around unnoticed, bury their poo usually, move slowly.

Yep, then I get it on my hands when I'm gardening.
Lovely.

Are you suggesting they cycle on the pavements?! Or are you advocating for more cycle paths? Because I can get behind that.
Either way we ALL pay for the roads, through our council tax, and we should therefore all be allowed to use them. Car drivers do NOT pay road tax, and have no more rights to the road than anyone else.

Does that include all the lorries that fill the shops up with food and clothes etc?

Yup

but they do pay more for the roads than non car owners, they pay both council tax and VED

I’m making the laws so my way or the highway 😂

This "they bury their poo" excuse from cat owners is the weakest argument they have.
First of all, they do not. It seems that cats rarely do this anymore, it's frequently left on the lawn and on gravel and yes, I do know it's cats because I've seen them both in person and on my wildlife cameras.
And even if they do Bury, I don't want them digging up my garden either.

As for the "chill" argument, fledgling birdshat will die this spring without their parents to feed them after they've been tortured to death by Tiddles the "good little hunter" tabby cat would probably disagree.

Oh well as long as your happy with empty shelves. They have a job to do and I can think of much worse things to make illegal.

That's for emissions, not the roads. That's why it's based on CO2 bands.
Council tax pays for roads, everyone pays it.
Car drivers are kinda leeching off everyone else if anything. They cause the most damage, yet everyone pays.

Before the pedants arrive yes it's you're not your.
I'd ban pedants.
Is that why they have a corner?

Vehicles parked on the pavements.
Social media banned for under 16s,
The smell of Spice everywhere!!!

1. No dog ownership without a licensed and mandatory training to own a dog and mandatory insurance. The costs of this covers more dog poo bins and wardens to make sure dog mess is binned.
2. Dogs in places where humans eat - both inside and outside. fines for violators.
3. E-Scooters.

Following from another thread on here I'd add hankies to the list.
Just grim.

Apparently they don't bury especially when there is a territory dispute.
😒 I always laughed that I am complimented that my garden is so popular, but it would be nice not having to deal with 5 cats shitting in open there. Very nice

1. Donald Trump.
2. Cycling on pavements or on roads where there is a designated Cycle path/lane.
3. Dogs being allowed outside their owners home without being muzzled and on a harness/lead and reintroduction of the Dog License.

Yup

Dangerous dogs of any type
Processed foods being available or cheaper than raw ingredients
No fault evictions

Like hankies!

I sympathise with your point about cats. They are terrible for biodiversity and are basically tiny feline serial killers.

It's not up to us to decide what lives and what dies. The ecosystem is a delicate balance and while you may not like rats and mice, they're an important food source to birds of prey, reptiles, snakes, larger mammals etc.
It's quite arrogant for humans to just say, well birds are pretty and I like hearing them sing so they can stay but I think mice are ugly and smelly so I don't care if this unnatural invasive predator I decided to unleash into the wild rips them apart for fun.

I do not appreciate having to clean poo off my own carpet after my kids tread on it in their own garden because someone else can not control their pet.

1. amplified music etc in public places, e.g. public transport (people’s phones), public streets (buskers and street preachers with amps turned up to max.)
2. chewing gum
3. Hardwood flooring on anything above the ground floor.

I also have strong opinions about people staying in homes they no longer need. Once you're earning above a certain threshold, you should be expected to move out. Empty besters living in 3 bed homes needed by families should be offered smaller houses and kicked to the curb if they refuse them

I completely agree with this but, it should be reviewed every few years