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To dare to think that the Cult of Dog has gone too far?

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MariLlwyd · 25/04/2025 11:43

There is now not a single public space in my home town that is dog-free - and that includes cafes, restaurants and even the library. Local beaches, once a quiet escape, have turned into asylums for the fur baby/pupper brigade to inflict their poorly trained animals on others with children getting chased, people jumped on and tripped over and all to the sound of hysterical barking and frequent dog fights.
80 year old woman knocked over by uncontrollable dog? 'You got in his way'.
Ask politely that you take your dog away from our lunch table? 'Go fuck yourself'.
Sit on the most remote bench you can find? Peri-menopausal wild eyed harridan lets loose 3 dogs from her 4x4 to jump all over you and laughs that it's 'their spot' and turns unhinged when you push them away.
Yes, this is a rant and yes I hate most dog owners.
This weird cult that values darling dogs over human beings is actually pretty worrying.
I shall await the inevitable and hilarious 'incoming' from the emotionally stunted Doggo Nutters.

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HangingOver · 02/05/2025 12:50

SausalitoSue · 02/05/2025 12:17

Ugh it's so foul. Me and DH were watching someone the other day, stopping to chat to his friend with a little bag of shit swinging. The pong must have been vile. Stomach churning!

You can't simultaneously have a problem with people who don't pick up shit and people who do pick up shit.

FullOfLemons · 02/05/2025 12:54

HangingOver · 02/05/2025 12:50

You can't simultaneously have a problem with people who don't pick up shit and people who do pick up shit.

They don’t though. They are different people and it is perfectly possible for the poster to have an issue with both groups.

Widowerwouldyou · 02/05/2025 12:55

There should be a charge for disposal - costed into a mandatory dog licence, which is self-funding -ie all the admin and enforcement comes out of hypothecated funding from the licence.
Dog breeders should be only allowed to hand the dog over with proof of the licence and insurance.
Any unlicensed dogs to be destroyed and the owners incur a large fine

ThisCoralGoose · 02/05/2025 12:59

People mixed up considering their dogs as part of their family with thinking the rest of the world should treat their families dog the same as a human member of any family.

peeweemermaid · 02/05/2025 13:01

LovelyCupOfTeaThankYou · 25/04/2025 11:59

Totally agree. Sometimes I feel as though dogs are more socially acceptable than children these days!

Generally because dogs behave much better than children. Personally I think the cult of motherhood b has gone much further and way too far in the wrong direction.

Mrsbloggz · 02/05/2025 13:02

Widowerwouldyou · 02/05/2025 12:55

There should be a charge for disposal - costed into a mandatory dog licence, which is self-funding -ie all the admin and enforcement comes out of hypothecated funding from the licence.
Dog breeders should be only allowed to hand the dog over with proof of the licence and insurance.
Any unlicensed dogs to be destroyed and the owners incur a large fine

I agree but can you imagine it . . . the idiots on Facebook 'they're killing our fur babies'
(I jest, actually it would be 'their killing are fur babies')

Mrsbloggz · 02/05/2025 13:08

peeweemermaid · 02/05/2025 13:01

Generally because dogs behave much better than children. Personally I think the cult of motherhood b has gone much further and way too far in the wrong direction.

You presumably do not approve of your own birth then, ergo you would not exist if you had your own way, no more humans, just dogs.
Then again since it was humans that created dogs there would be no dogs either🤷🏻‍♀️

Dangermoo · 02/05/2025 13:08

threenaancurrywhore · 02/05/2025 11:55

The cult of “sick to fucking death of treading in dog shit”, yeah. It’s not Scientology levels of lunacy not to want poo on your summer sandals, is it?

Drama queen much.

peeweemermaid · 02/05/2025 13:32

Mrsbloggz · 02/05/2025 13:08

You presumably do not approve of your own birth then, ergo you would not exist if you had your own way, no more humans, just dogs.
Then again since it was humans that created dogs there would be no dogs either🤷🏻‍♀️

The two do not follow, I said the cult of motherhood I.e I’m such a saint and work ever so hard and my feelings, thoughts and opinions should be considered above all others because I snagged someone and birthed a child.

LovelyCupOfTeaThankYou · 02/05/2025 13:45

peeweemermaid · 02/05/2025 13:01

Generally because dogs behave much better than children. Personally I think the cult of motherhood b has gone much further and way too far in the wrong direction.

Many people are allergic to dogs.

Dangermoo · 02/05/2025 13:47

Mrsbloggz · 02/05/2025 13:02

I agree but can you imagine it . . . the idiots on Facebook 'they're killing our fur babies'
(I jest, actually it would be 'their killing are fur babies')

So your attributing lack of intelligence to dog ownership?

Mrsbloggz · 02/05/2025 13:57

Dangermoo · 02/05/2025 13:47

So your attributing lack of intelligence to dog ownership?

I'd say lack of intellect correlates loosely with dog ownership and reasonably strongly with Facebook use.

pinkfloralcurtains · 02/05/2025 13:58

peeweemermaid · 02/05/2025 13:01

Generally because dogs behave much better than children. Personally I think the cult of motherhood b has gone much further and way too far in the wrong direction.

Yeah but at least parents produce something useful in the form of future taxpayers who will fund your pension, staff your hospital, police your neighbourhood and wipe your bottom in your care home.

Can’t say the same about a dog.

peeweemermaid · 02/05/2025 13:59

pinkfloralcurtains · 02/05/2025 13:58

Yeah but at least parents produce something useful in the form of future taxpayers who will fund your pension, staff your hospital, police your neighbourhood and wipe your bottom in your care home.

Can’t say the same about a dog.

Given the amount of useless snowflakes we have to employ, that is those that manage to get a job I doubt it

peeweemermaid · 02/05/2025 14:00

LovelyCupOfTeaThankYou · 02/05/2025 13:45

Many people are allergic to dogs.

quite a lot of people are allergic to your offspring too

pinkfloralcurtains · 02/05/2025 14:03

peeweemermaid · 02/05/2025 13:59

Given the amount of useless snowflakes we have to employ, that is those that manage to get a job I doubt it

Anyone who writes off an entire generation is “useless snowflakes” tells you as much as you need to know about them.

peeweemermaid · 02/05/2025 14:16

pinkfloralcurtains · 02/05/2025 14:03

Anyone who writes off an entire generation is “useless snowflakes” tells you as much as you need to know about them.

Anyone who starts a rant about the cult of dogs on an online forum is a cretin, and anyone who cant take criticism about their darling issue should join them in the cretin corner..

YouMustBeTheWeasleys · 02/05/2025 14:21

@peeweemermaid thats just not true is it and such a ridiculous and basic non argument that dog people often trot out “oh but I’m allergic to children lol”. No one is allergic to a child - you might not like them but they don’t make you feel unwell as dogs and other animal often do for some people, myself included.

vodkaredbullgirl · 02/05/2025 14:26

Someone is in the windup mood today 😆

peeweemermaid · 02/05/2025 14:26

YouMustBeTheWeasleys · 02/05/2025 14:21

@peeweemermaid thats just not true is it and such a ridiculous and basic non argument that dog people often trot out “oh but I’m allergic to children lol”. No one is allergic to a child - you might not like them but they don’t make you feel unwell as dogs and other animal often do for some people, myself included.

Oh I can assure you some children have made me fell unwell, with their high pitched squealing, snot covered faces, manners of a pig in a sty, and generally repulsive antics.

vodkaredbullgirl · 02/05/2025 14:29

Mrsbloggz · 02/05/2025 12:07

Dog faeces everywhere it's revolting, and little plastic bags with dog feces oozing out of them everywhere🤮🤮🤮🤮
Dog people walking along swinging their little bags of dog feces 🤮🤮🤮🤮

😂 you are funny, must of us don't swing the poop bags about. And as for people who hang poop bags on trees are the lowest of the low.

vodkaredbullgirl · 02/05/2025 14:32

SausalitoSue · 02/05/2025 12:17

Ugh it's so foul. Me and DH were watching someone the other day, stopping to chat to his friend with a little bag of shit swinging. The pong must have been vile. Stomach churning!

Scented nap sacks solves that problem.

HangingOver · 02/05/2025 14:46

FullOfLemons · 02/05/2025 12:54

They don’t though. They are different people and it is perfectly possible for the poster to have an issue with both groups.

If someone finds seeing a stranger, minding their own business, holding a collected poo in a tied plastic bag 'stomach churning' frankly I'm surprised they're able to leave the house without smelling salts.

YouMustBeTheWeasleys · 02/05/2025 14:54

@peeweemermaid but it’s not an allergy is it and it’s ridiculous to suggest that it is.

peeweemermaid · 02/05/2025 15:33

YouMustBeTheWeasleys · 02/05/2025 14:54

@peeweemermaid but it’s not an allergy is it and it’s ridiculous to suggest that it is.

AS ridiculous presumably as suggesting that all dog owners are intellectually sub normal, or all dog owners allow their dogs to jump all over and are continually shitting on the road on front of you.

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