Katy Perry going into orbit

[ssd]

Money talks eh. What a load of bollocks. Bunch of millionaires in tight suits going on a ten minute mission with rhe girlfriend of a dodgy billionaire. Girl power my arse.

Brava!👏

...while KP kisses the 'precious Earth' that they've just inflicted a fuck ton on damage upon.

The penis rocket. The vacuous, girrrlboss drivelly word salad from 'the crew.' What a fucking embarrassment.

“The flight was so quick, blink and you’d miss it
Then we got back to earth and decided to kiss it
So did Jeff, it has to be said,
except he kissed it with his big bald head.”

”We went up there to show off our true girl power
So we put on our catsuits and Kate waved a flower
She sang us a song while up in the air…
God, who the fuck invited her?”

“When Lauren invited us to her hen
I hoped we’d be off to Ibiza again
Instead we got stuck on a ten minute flight
Without a glass of Prosecco in sight”

There’s far too much hope followed by disappointment contained in that thread title tbh.

@BlueEyedBogWitch I love your work.

A hen night on a giant penis in the sky. Wouldn't be my thing, but then I'm a bit of a party pooper when it comes to hens. I love weddings, anniversaries, other sorts of parties, but hens leave me cold.

now I've got that Oasis song in my brain, except the lyrics are ".. A champagne penis rocket in the sky..."

Or, John Denver's ( Peter, Paul and Mary if they float your boat more) " She's Leaving On a Penis... "

Thanks for the Peter, Paul and Mary earworm, which is at least more interesting than the original.

You're welcome! We aim to please !

and then there's KP herself "I rode in a dick and I liked it "

Sounds a bit like, "I know you are, but what am I?"
😂

I now kiss the ground everytime I put out the recycling and declare how connected I am to the planet.