I remember standing in the school playground,when ds came running over
'Harry potters dead mum!'
'Eh,don't be silly sweetie,he's not real,hes just a person in a book/film'
'I'm telling you mum,Harry Potter is dead!'
'OK sweetheart'
Felt a bit guilty the following day when I found out,via the school newsletter that Harry Potter was indeed dead
Mr Potter,the school caretaker had locked up the school,walked across the playground and dropped down dead halfway across,on his way to lock up the hut that was the schools breakfast club/after school club
Poor guy,he was found about an hour later by a passer-by (who spotted him laid on the ground and rang 999,he hadnt been spotted by anyone else due to the slightly odd layout of the playground and the angle of the street)
I was once picking up a friends ds from his school,when I heard a mum say to her dd
'Come on Britney,we need to pick up Taylor,Christina and Rihanna'
Why you'd do that to your children,I don't know