A cock wrapped in bacon?

[LumpyandBumps]

I am not sure how Mumsnet choose which advertisements to display, or whether they are targeted in any way.
I am at a loss to see why this one was chosen for me.
I accept that these are toys/ models but seriously a cock wrapped in bacon?
I am not a prude, vegan, and nor do I have any religious beliefs regarding pork, but I would have thought there was a reasonable chance that a fair few people would be offended by this. Just why?

Aw I gave one for secret santa a few years ago. It had a scarf and googly eyes.

I keep getting an ad for etsy for very frilly underwear, for special ladies i.e. those with a penis. I keep trying to block it and I just get the full selection.

It’s fairly clear what it is if you read the seller’s name…… 🤣

I nearly spat out my wine!
I wonder what you have been searching for to get such an advert? 😆

I haven't been searching. I think I clicked a link on FWR

It’s a cock in a cardigan surely?

Fair play OP. You are bang on the money with that comment.

I keep getting the 3rd picture with the hair and pink bit. What on earth is it? Don't want to click on it

I don't think you are the type of demographic that the other poster was referring to though.

I've read this before on here but I don't think that can be right

Brilliant... I've tried so desperately hard to envisage something else this image could be
But nope.....definitely a cock covered with streaky bacon

I use etsy but buy jewellery & stationery

Isn’t that the Temu bug plush wrapped in a blanket?

I kept seeing that weird thing too for a while. What is it?

I must be getting old. That thing is grim. Incredible that people thought about it, designed it, manufactured it and put it up for sale.

Thought this thread would be about David Cameron.

I just get adverts for funerals......

I watched a tv documentary years ago about pork scratching being made. A pig nipple was known to occasionally turn up in the batches of pork scratchings. 😵😵😵😵😵😵

That was to @MyUmberSeal and @Lillibridge

I immediately thought it was a Tardigrade in a scarf! PMSL - bet you've been waiting for decades to say that!

Maybe it's just an innocent fish found in Korean rivers and not a penis at all!

i thought that, eg pigs in blanket and not an actual cock

Anyone notice the company is called Billyballbags ??🤣🤣

Doesn't look anything remotely like a cock to me, you might want to get your eyes checked, OP, or maybe not have a dirty mind you see a cock in the most un-cocklike of things?

Question is, is it smokey bacon?

Did it smoke before or after it finished?

Blimey. That’s a stretch.