A cock wrapped in bacon?

[LumpyandBumps]

I am not sure how Mumsnet choose which advertisements to display, or whether they are targeted in any way.
I am at a loss to see why this one was chosen for me.
I accept that these are toys/ models but seriously a cock wrapped in bacon?
I am not a prude, vegan, and nor do I have any religious beliefs regarding pork, but I would have thought there was a reasonable chance that a fair few people would be offended by this. Just why?

Needs pubes? Or is that just not Christmassy?

I had a pork scratching yesterday that had a spikey hair poking out of it. You’ve just reminded me.

I’ve just had to Google Tardigrade. I wish I hadn’t 🤣🤣

I've found it on Etsy, link below if you're interested. It comes in different skin tones and there's an alternative female Christmas decoration. Amazing the world we live in

https://www.etsy.com/shop/BillysBallBags?section_id=51828585&order=date_desc&utm_source=boe&utm_medium=android&utm_campaign=kyLwh4MaQUWmXFOU3nvQSA&utm_content=Christmas%20Decorations

I saw this and thought it was a bit gross too. I can't see why I'd be targetted with this sort of thing.

Errmmm...apologies for making it repeat on you!

I'm vegetarian these days, but I do remember the quite unique experience of a hairy pork scratching..Horrendous!

I gave it to my husband to eat 🤣.

We're not sure what's worse, a flaccid penis wrapped in bacon or seeing Christmas decoration ads in March.

@LumpyandBumps as this is a Google ad, if you see it again, click the x on the top right hand corner and choose 'stop seeing this ad'. That should stop it from appearing again.

Well, its marginally better than the selection of butt plugs and dildos being advertised last Saturday! 🙄

Oh god, are we all going to get these ads appearing now we've clicked on this thread?

I couldn't resist the lure of the title!

Sometimes you just gotta laugh and be light about things. It's ridiculously but funny, I don't think people will be offended so I won't be offended on their behalf.

This may be quite niche to think a knitted cock looks like an electron microscope image of a roundworm.

🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for this. I have now cleared it.
I’m not sure that I would actually prefer a ‘non flaccid’ Penis 🤣🤣🤣.

It does. The fact that most MN ads now have this just means MN are selling more of their ad space to programmatic advertising, which is personalised, rather than directly to brands.

Oh, that’s interesting. Thank you.

I immediately thought it was a Tardigrade in a scarf!

That’s quite worrying. I definitely haven’t been doing searches for bacon or male genitalia.

Just the title as cracked me up 😆.
Just showed my sister her words not mine are ooooh get me one of them put it on the xmas tree this year.😂

Fair point @LumpyandBumps 😳😩

This is so true so many get offended when they could just see the funny side and have a bit of a laugh.

The ads are based on cookies. I'd be asking DH what they had been searching.....

I am the only one using my iPad. I can’t blame poor DH. There’s no search engines where he is. Bless him.

It likely came up specifically as an ad for Etsy more than for what it is.

I've seen more tardigrades than cocks but you don't see me making a fuss.