To want to understand why they are re-releasing Beavers?

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https://beavertrust.org/historic-first-official-wild-beaver-release-in-england/#:~:text=News%20%26%20blogs-,Historic%20first%20official%20wild%20beaver%20release%20marks,for%20nature's%20recovery%20in%20England&text=In%20a%20landmark%20event%20for,the%20wild%20in%20Purbeck%2C%20Dorset.

beavers being rereleased in the uk - why? They are territorial animals and don’t really have a place in our carefully balanced ecosystem.

What are they called? Putin?

I live up a five hundred foot hill. I'm pretty sure that beavers aren't going to decide to make that into a wetland. If they do, then the rest of you had better start rowing...

Their claws keep puncturing the dinghies so they never make it more than two metres from shore. If wolves ever discover pedalos we're fucked.

My Friday night G&T is now all over the screen !!!🤣

Rumour was they were porking about in the woods

What are they called? Putin?

TBH I probably stand more chance of guessing the intentions of a beaver than either Putin or Trump.

Actually, you don't want to understand. You've made up your mind & don't like the explanations being given.

They’re back, and this time they’re out for revenge. Beavers 2.0 !!

It's not the wolves you need to worry about...

Of course s/he does! They are upsetting a carefully balanced ecosystem of a Tesco car park!

Nah, just ham actors playing a part...

Violent beavers 🦫, coming over here, taking our women, breeding like rabbits. It will come to no good.

I saw that our local river has been earmarked for beaver re-release, but we've already got beavers anyway. Unfortunately there has already been one casualty though - one beaver was killed on the road. Should never have introduced bloody humans into the area.

"You can’t guess what the beavers intentions are."

Sinister beavers, huh? I'm in.

There is nothing worse than minding your own business and then being attacked by a big hairy beaver. I'm sick of it!!

Poor thing. If beavers were capable of cunning plans they'd be felling trees across roads rather than industriously damming running water.

To be fair I don’t see beavers oozing stuff from their arses into ice cream and yogurt as one of the strongest arguments for their re-introduction

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Not me skipping to the end page just to see where this batshit post ended up 🤣 Was not disappointed

It's terrifying. Almost as terrifying as those 2-tonne beasts that charge up and down the streets all day and all night long.

Long live the beavers. We have already 'played God' in our thoughtless shortsighted destruction of habitats and building near flood plains.

Was not disappointed

Absolutely - thank you everyone for a most enjoyable thread on a Friday evening.

Am I the only one that wants to say Hey Mr Beaver, why you beavering around

The world would be a safer place if beavers were in charge of Russia & the USA.

As hilarious as this thread has been. I really hope op is just yanking our chain over this. Living with this level of paranoia can't be nice.