To ask how to best handle this car blocking my drive?

[Parkingdrama00]

I live near to a football stadium and the team are currently playing. Somebody has parked right across my drive and blocked me in. I assume they have gone the match.

You need a residents pass to park round here and it doesn't look like they have one. Looks like I'm trapped until they come back.

What's best to do? Can I report them to the council? Leave a note? Confront them upon their return. Or is all of that pointless?

I wanted to go to the supermarket which will likely be closed by the time they're back.

There's normally a lot of stoppage time due to var these days, so could be longer. How much of a walk is it to your house for the ground?

Half an hour left in the game...

Pray for injury time. A broken leg should do it.

In fact, it would be a shame if all their tyres were flat so they couldn’t drive away before the tow truck got there….

I need to do stuff but I can't until the car is towed!

I'm here for team tow!

Extra bonus points if the owner arrives just as the tow truck pulls away already loaded!

It didn't have any decent suspension in the first place! He had pimped it to have virtually solid suspension that was unbreakable. Not to mention so uncomfortable to ride in!! He even had roll bars in it!

We also stole his keys one night and filled it with pink fluffy dice 😂

Oh I'm made up for you! My family live by Goodison and can't wait for the ground to close because of the parking!!

Right, Wolves just pulled one back so that buys us more time!

Love this thread 🤣🤣

Great news, hope they get there in time and the dickhead gets what they deserve! 😂

Crossing everything it gets there in time! This person has just dumped their car thinking there would be no consequences. Selfish people like that deserve to be taught a lesson.

If all else fails…get your cheapest lipstick and write “do not park here” on the windshield with it. It’s a bitc* to get out.

Don’t do this, it’s utterly terrible advice that could end with you in possession of a criminal record.

Thing is, if you do anything to the car a)he'll know it's you and b)he knows where you live.

I was stood in a stand once when a player broke his leg on the pitch. The sickening snap is something thats never left me.
It's really not amusing in any way.

Oh I am completely invested. Team tow here.

@nocoolnamesleft Earworm now 😀

Praying the tow truck gets to you before the cunty Parker returns.

Hope the tow truck hurries up...but OP I'm a bit worried for you if the car owner is a lunatic and reacts, knowing it was probably your house that phoned the police. Are you on your own??

Brilliant

op has already done that. If you read only op’s posts you will see they are sending a tow truck

sorry. Quoted wrong poster!

You could try a technique that my colleagues used to use when responding to an emergency and couldn't gain access due to parked vehicles........get three mates, one at each corner, and bounce the vehicle out of the way! Certainly doesn't do the suspension much good but is proven to save lives........and SOOOO satisfying!!!

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Another one hoping the tow truck gets there before the owner does. And I hope you film it 🙈🤣