Following on from the pooing on the phone thread . . .

[Joash]

...how many of you would happily poo in front of your DH's/DP's?

No, I don't. Is it necessary? Don't mind in front of dcs (no choice sometimes). Would rather just be alone if possible.

He does sometimes try to come in and ask me questions, I mean, can't it wait? Get quite agitated. What about the wiping business, I mean that would be too much information.

one bathroom 5 adults - if i need a crap whilst he is having a shave - i'll have one

its not like its often - its hardly ever

he's seen me in worse situations

No. I won't even pee in front of him. I prefer to have an element of privacy in the relationship. Once you've seen them crap then there's no mystery left is there?

You fookin' following me custardo?

I'm the same as custardo, if I need to go, then I will go. However, I absolutely refuse to be in there if DH needs to do i.

YEP, no problem at all.

For some reason i always need a poo when DH is having a nice bath.
When DH needs a poo the kids have to come downstairs so he can have some peace.He once woke me up on my lay in day so i could keep them quite downstaris.I told him to fuck off and try having them run in and out the bathroom coz thats what they do when i'm in there.

I thought you meant someone had taken a crap on your phone!!!!

Agree with the privacy thing, some things are better done alone!

Having said that he has seen me give birth twice and I poo'd both times then! But I had other things on my mind at the time

I prefer to be on my own, in fact I quite like a bit of peace and quiet for most bathroom things like brushing teeth and cleansing face etc.

I never go in when dh is doing a poo, unless it's extremely urgent in which case I hold my breath for as long as possible. [gag]

I have no problem sh1tting in front of my DH but second PP that if DH is taking a dump you need a blardy gas mask if you need to go anywhere near the bathroom. My dumps smell of roses, naturally .

I will if needs be, but prefer not to. I refuse to let DH snog me at the same time though!

i prefer not to, but he has a habit of needing a poo just as i get in the bath!!! i dont mind weeing in front of DH, but dont want him to hear my poo plopping inot the toilet!!!

I will, though he can't pee if I am in the room with him.

i'll wee in front of him but don't want him to ever see my "poo face" (you know, when you're having to work at it) so I don't poo in his prescence.

Jura - I'm even worse. Sitting here laughing at my own joke

I have never done a poo on a telephone.

You people are sick.

is this a poo face - ?

We do roar with laughter at our daughters poo face. She's seven and a half months old and you can see her having a good old push whilst turning scarlet. She also grunts whilst pooing to... I think she gets it from me

Wandering Trolly - that's about it! A copy of Grazia in hand and off we go!

Never poo infront of anyone except sometimes ds because he won't leave the room!

god no

even the dog looks embarrassed when she poos-she puts her face in the bush which is doggy equivalent of closing the door