Following on from the pooing on the phone thread . . .

[Joash]

...how many of you would happily poo in front of your DH's/DP's?

My BIL pooed in front of my DP when DP was having a shower.

He hadn't locked the door cos we were in the house on our own then sister and BIL turned up. BIL did know DP was having a shower but just strolled into the bathroom said 'alright mate' and sat himself down on the loo. DP was covered in suds and couldn't really get out of shower.

i fart in front of DP but thats it im afraid, would never want him to see me emptying my bowels

for those of you who remember my poo threads from a few years ago - you've already heard this one.

I had been in bed ill (gastrowotsit or something similar) anyway ran across the landing to get to the loo wearing just a long t-shirt. Got stopped by the guy fitting the central heating who asked me a question, just as I farted and erm 'followed through'. There was a loud splat as the (rather loose) 'matter' hit the floor.He just looked at my face, then at the the floor, then back to my face, winked and said "Big bloody seagulls around here eh luv"

so I have even pooed in front of a stranger

well more than one actually - there's the builders who were replacing our roof. I went to the loo very early one morning, and proceeded to 'evacuate my bowels' (MIL term) very loudly and very fragrantly (not) shouted DH to bring me some loo roll, just as the builders above my head were rolling the tarp back - a very nice man chucked a wad of tissues down

...and if mystery fails you, resort to shock tactics to keep things fresh, folks.

no no no no no never! how horrid there should be a bit of privacy loo wise ds has seen me wee but that was to encourage his potty training at two still after five years am uncomfortable pooing in the same house as dh

Joash - I am in fits of giggles and my dd is asking what I am laughing at.

That's the first time I have laughed out loud at a thread!

Before I had kids, no.

Now....dont really care! Have had to have ds sitting on my lap on the loo whilst suffering from gastroenteritis so the embarrasment factor has well and truly gone!

Will not go near bathroom whilst dh is pooing, though. Smells like something has crawled up his arse and died....what is it about the stench of mens poos? You would think they had been eating pedigree chum!

...anyone else have to shout down the loo "come out you naughty poo!" if your dc are constipated?

..Just me then?