Only buys natural fibre clothing, like wool, cotton, cashmere. Images they look like some kind of sophisticated arty type that goes to galleries, actually looks like some unkempt langenlook bag lady.
Has no sense of spontaneity or fun, but really really thinks they do. Cant unclench even in social settings where everybody else is letting their hair down, in fact particularly if other people are letting their hair down. "Fun" all has to be orchestrated and must come with as an itinerary, and days out and holidays have had the life planned out of them. If anybody suggests going off script the day is ruined… The kids are ungrateful. DH is a lazy prick who doesn't carry any "mental load".
Either massively overweight and struggling to diet, or very very slim, eats like a bird and is only 6stone. Nobody at all is a normal weight with healthy BMI. None of them. Somebody will chime in and tell you BMI is all lies anyway, particularly on their 7ft tall husband who is rugby player.
Obsessed with work, but not their own, other people's. Judges other women on how much mat leaves they took, being a stay at home mother, not working full time, not having a proper 'career'.
Has a cleaner just so they can tell other people they have a cleaner.
Pretends to love winter in a strange display of one upmanship to others (or maybe it is really warm under all the wool), claims to sleep with an open window at night even when it's -4 because they love fresh air and their house never gets particularly cold anyway.
DH and the entire marriage really has been a disappointment, it is of course entirely DH fault. Married a man she probably shouldn't have, from one of the following groups.
Married a simple man (built like a rugby player) who likes to go for a beer with the lads at the weekend, stag do's, makes rude jokes. Complains that she married a man who's habbits have (shock!) not changed at all since she married him.
Married a simple man (physique may vary) who likes crisps sandwiches and corny movies, and complains when he is not interested or perhaps even capable of holding intellectual conversations. Isn't a bad sod but cannot keep up with her, has no idea what's expected of him, guesses her moods as accurately as you would getting lottery numbers out of a crystal ball. Puts his foot in it a lot.
Married a smart man, initially found him to be a rare intellectual equal, endearing because he was shy, more aloof and moody than other men, she thought she could fix him. She realises 10 years of marriage and 2 kids later it was autism, and is now disappointed that he won't socialise with mil or go anywhere on holiday, he wants to stay home growing bacteria culture for his home made yoghurt.
All these men have a hobby that is too rare to disclose.
Hates it when DH gets to work from home as if he has the gall to sit in their house doing his job all day. Gets the ick from watching him stay in pjs or joggers all day long.