I’m in a mood. What should be banned (lighthearted)

[Merryoldgoat]

Fucking door knocking charity callers. Why is it allowed? It’s intrusive and I bloody hate it.

Pink deodorant - always cloying and horribly floral.

Having to refill rinse aid

I think the menopause is hitting hard today.

Aaaargh that just creates the illusion there's loads left.
While we're on the subject of after eight's haven't they become ridiculously tiny!

Angry cats should be banned. Mr Tiddles isn't an angry cat so the ban won't apply to him. Miss Tiddles is a bloody menace and should definitely be banned.

Companies that you can sign up with online but make you jump through a million hoops to cancel a service

Doing the Moritz Gallbladder cleanses will be life-changing for you. Much better than going down the surgery route. Two years ago I was really struggling with my GB and thought my life was going to be miserable forever. I did my first cleanse and it was seriously life-changing. I did 8 in total, but most people get back to full-health after 6.

Fast weight loss does cause issues for the gallbladder, so doing a series of cleanses would put it right again. The consequences of GB removal put me off surgery so I was very relieved the cleanses worked. If you have any gallstones, they are actually formed in the liver and then move down into the GB, the cleanses also expel the stones, completely pain free.

People who swim side by side and take up the whole lane so we all have to swim at their pace

People who don't say thank you if you hold a door or step aside to let them by.

there should be lane dividers in the supermarkets to prevent the browse and take up the whole isle while not focusing on the trolley and then wonder why they nearly crash the trolley

Praline chocolate. Manky stuff and the only remaining chocolate left over from Christmas. So now I HAVE to eat it and it sucks. Would give right arm for a box on After Eights right now.

and pricey

And kick you as they go by. Often in the breast 😩

Yes, it is getting to the point that a mint tasting postage stamp would be cheaper (and bigger)

People who dramatically step aside when there was plenty of room to pass anyway and you didn't need or ask them to move and then huff and loudly exclaim "THANK YOU" when you fail to thank them for doing nothing that was remotely polite or helpful.

This is aimed specifically at the tiny 60 year oldish bohemian looking woman who did this outside Sainsburys recently when there was enough space to fit about seven people between us. Lady, I thought you stepped off the pavement to hail a cab. I'm a size 8 woman who was a good five feet away from you, not a house on wheels careering down the street out of control. Unclench. I owe you nothing. YOU are the rude one.

car drivers that cut you up or dont look at roundabouts for cyclists and try to shoot straight across, should be retrained

@Judgejudysno1fan
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/4615077-i-suspect-vogue-is-a-mumsnetter

Ps. I thought I was JJ's No1 fan.

People that block the path while chatting. Items being high up in a shelp so I can't reach them (Im a short arse). People chewing. People parking on double yellow lines. So mine is mostly other people....

Those annoying 'click all the boxes that contain motorcycles/traffic lights/random shite' puzzles that every website seems to have, just to prove you're a human.

Haven’t RTFT, but just read in the newspaper yesterday that nail polish remover does the job easily! HTH

Food making you fat can fuck right off. I'm not talking about gluttonous quantities, just normal portions.

Whistling. I find it enraging.

Sinks that are too small and/or the taps are situated non-centrally, so you either have no room to rub your hands together to wash them or keep bashing them against the porcelain.

As for the idiot who invented taps that require one hand on there permanently to push them down to get any water out: death penalty. By stark contrast, the person who invented taps that give you 20 seconds of water with one push: knighthood/damehood.

Ridiculously tiny text and/or similarly coloured text and background. If you are a creative designer and you genuinely think that yellow on white or grey on black are a great idea, you should be forced to retrain and move to another profession.

Cookies that can't all be turned off with one or two clicks. Also, the shady concept of 'legitimate interest' cookies - especially when I've supposedly 'rejected all non-essential cookies' but you leave the LI ones active in a background screen - you arrogant, lying frauds.

Blister packs for tablets - especially tiny ones like Levothyroxine. Horrendously wasteful and frustrating for those of us with hands that don't work perfectly/as well as they used to.

Chewing gum

Play-along quiz shows that don't leave the often-detailed question up on the screen and/or scrunch it down into a fraction of the screen, so you can't read it or see the important pictures/graphics unless you have a huge home-cinema-style TV.

Only Connect (connecting wall) and The 1% Club are terrible offenders. Absolutely don't ban the programmes themselves; just show us the question clearly, on the whole screen, and not the contestants or random bits of the studio whilst the actual question is active.

Nightsweats. Waking up damp all over and vaguely vinegary and having to change pyjamas at 3am. Thank goodness for the electric blanket.

And after trying to type that three times, autocorrect. I didn't want to type nightweather!

Orange men marching down my street in West Scotland.
Lots of kids involved, but the whole premise is dodgy.

There's a great sketch about that on a Scottish comedy show...I'm damned if I can remember which one .I think it had Gregor fisher and Tony roper in it.