I’m in a mood. What should be banned (lighthearted)

[Merryoldgoat]

Fucking door knocking charity callers. Why is it allowed? It’s intrusive and I bloody hate it.

Pink deodorant - always cloying and horribly floral.

Having to refill rinse aid

I think the menopause is hitting hard today.

Agree. It makes it itchy. Eww. Stay hairy my real man.

That you will never remember because of the requirements

totally agree with passwords, that must contain 7647 letters, numbers, special characters, accents, umlauts, wingdings, etc, then it has the nerve to tell you it’s not secure enough and try harder. I’m trying to order bedsheets, it’s not bloody Fort Knox!

I’m adding blister packs tablets come in. This fresh new hell of the blister packs that has the tablets encased with some sort of foil/plastic combo, so that when you eventually manage to get the foil off there’s a thin layer of plastic still to fight your way through. Gives me the rage every time, since I can’t get a thumbnail to pierce it, so once I’ve used my teeth/ scissors/butcher knife I’ve either pulverised the bloody tablet or launched it across the bathroom never to be seen again. Ironically, it’s my arthritis meds that now come in this so it’s like I’m being punished for having crap joints and must pay by either having to lick grim tasting tablet dust, or scrabble about on hands and knees searching for the launched tablet. Then because of the crap joints I can’t get up again 🙄

People who park their trolleys in front of the shelf you need to get to and roll their eyes when you politely say ‘Excuse me’. As though they’re more important and should be allowed to monopolise the shelves.

Men who wear shorts when the temperature is below freezing. Particularly when they wear them with a beanie hat and a puffer jacket. Even more particularly, when they wear them with sliders.

The "tear here to open" tabs on biscuits/crackers etc that hardly ever work, just break off without opening said packet and then you end up having to open it with a knife or pair of scissors etc. Also on that note, vacuum-sealed type packaging on things like knives, scissors, electronic items etc that you ironically often need a very sharp pair of scissors to open in the first place. They are infuriating!

Irregular Choice shoes. I can't believe fully functioning women wear these monstrosities. They belong in a child's dressing-up box.

People who tell me things are "over there"

Anyone who has posted on-line about the LA fires to say "well, it's all rich people/celebrities so it doesn't matter". Shockingly ignorant. Instant ban.

Anyone on The Traitors who thinks that people are in a click or says "I voted for yourself, sorry".

🤣🤣

Lorries overtaking each other. Stay in the slow lane you massive clumpy fucks.

I feel a harsh penalty (of my choice depending on my mood) is appropriate for the designers of sites where the lettering is grey

I am ancient . I cannot read grey text . Black text only .
What is so hard about this ? Sure;y when you choose your font setting the colour 'Black' would be the default ?

Royal Icing | Concept Heel Ankle Boots | Irregular Choice

These little beauties ?

The website curser isn't an arrow , it's a fairy wand .
That alone tells me this site is Not For Me !

Women wearing too much perfume, that it chokes you as you pass them and makes you feel sick.

Just normal clothes. I never change my clothes until I'm about to get into bed.

The only exception is if it's rained and I'm wet. Then I'll put on other clothes.

I have nothing with a stretchy waistband!

people who don't say thankyou when you hold the door for them

Could you open it into a bowl so if it does fly out it stays contained?

@70isaLimitNotaTarget

Aaargh, they are just HORRENDOUS!!!

Matching bag too ........... just sayin'

"Ridiculously tiny text and/or similarly coloured text and background. If you are a creative designer and you genuinely think that yellow on white or grey on black are a great idea, you should be forced to retrain and move to another profession."

Especially if it's got liquid in and you're trying to read instructions or the name - say a face toner or a perfume sample - and you've got the liquid sloshing about to add to the confusion.

Going on a picnic or similar and buying salsa or hummus or dips or whatever in a plastic tub that just has a film on top, so if you put the remains back in a bag it would all pour out.

They used to have a reusable lid. If manufacturers trying to use less plastic you need to work harder to come up with a better solution.

Street lamps that are bright to look at but cast absolutely no light on the pavement so you can't see where you're going, what's on the pavement and you feel vulnerable and not safe.

Minute text on packaging that requires a magnifying glass to read .

Anyone calling themselves an 'entrepreneur!' 🙄

Even worse, a woman with children calling themselves a 'mumpreneur.' 😖

Horses for courses. The second I step in my house I take my jeans off and put my elastic waistbands on. I can’t relax in anything else.

TV presenters that even though they visit different places days apart during the course of any one programme or episode are always wearing the same clothes!

Politicians (and others) dolled up in full (clean) hi viz vests, hard hats, safety glasses and boots even if nowhere near anything remotely hazardous..