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Original poster

To expect that i wouldnt get banned from another mothering site ..

280 replies

WorzselMummage · 01/05/2008 14:55

For telling some -dimwit-- fellow poster that pregnancy tests are not reliable indicator of pregnancy 4 days after you wee on them and that the reason its yellow is because it's full of dried piss..

Also that the only way to describe a 'metalic' taste in your mouth is to say its tastes unsurprisingly of metal.

Banned from a mothering message board.. i am semi embarassed !

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Original poster
WorzselMummage · 01/05/2008 14:55

DIMWIT

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MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 14:56

LOL

Bet it was Bounty!

PortAndLemon · 01/05/2008 14:56

Which one, by the way?

mousemole · 01/05/2008 14:57

OMG too funny !

Flier · 01/05/2008 14:58

go on-tell us which one it was

rosmerta · 01/05/2008 14:58

lol!

Go on, admit a tiny little part of you is quite proud as well

theyoungvisiter · 01/05/2008 14:59

Please link to the discussion!! You know you want to...

SmugColditz · 01/05/2008 15:01

I've been banned from about 3.

Mercy · 01/05/2008 15:03

You were banned for saying that?

Come on colditz, tell us what you said!

Flame · 01/05/2008 15:04

I wanna be banned from somewhere

WorzselMummage · 01/05/2008 15:06

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn

SmugColditz · 01/05/2008 15:07

I can't remember I may have been ranting about something ... but it was Bounty, Babycentre and another one I can't remember.

expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 15:08

back when i was green and innocent , a nutter told me about Babycentre. i should have known, her being a nutjob.

but like a fool i went on there.

lasted about 5 minutes.

had to leave as the place reeked of BS.

minouminou · 01/05/2008 15:09

are these the ones where they all say hunz and hugz etc?

bergentulip · 01/05/2008 15:10

Okay, who else has just gone to take a look?

What an inocuous comment to get kicked off a forum for!
Serious sense of humour bypasses there, clearly.

Original poster
WorzselMummage · 01/05/2008 15:11

We do call each other hun quite a lot yes, it is rather putrid but it is TTC after all

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bergentulip · 01/05/2008 15:11

have they removed your message as well by the way, cos couldn't see it- boring so-and-so's.

expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 15:11

and tickers.

a place where everyone's baby is born discussing Noam Chomsky and able to dress themsleves.

SmugColditz · 01/05/2008 15:11

Yes

Wuv U!!!!
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! 25 years since my last orgasm!!

£££ 4 minutes since my husband last eyed up a crap housekeeper but filthy lay $$$$

PinkTulips · 01/05/2008 15:11

pmsl.

expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 15:13

and things like periods and sex adopt charming euphemisms like AF and baby dancing.

minouminou · 01/05/2008 15:13

no - i meant the forums as a whole, not individual sections
i ask because i looked at them while expecting and found them somehow discomforting and insincere (although the TTC people need a bit more emotion if they're having trouble)

Original poster
WorzselMummage · 01/05/2008 15:13

Yeah they did remove all of my messages. I wasnt being horrible atall.. well There is only so patient you can be isnt there.. 4 day old pregnancy tests, just how thick wouldnt you have to be !

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MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 15:13

I knew it was Bounty! Full of dimwits.

TsarChasm · 01/05/2008 15:14

So what happens when you get banned? Is it like being thrown out of a bar in the wild west? Do they grab you by the collar and pants and hurl you through the bar door? Is someone playing a piano in the background?