To expect that i wouldnt get banned from another mothering site ..

[WorzselMummage]

For telling some -dimwit-- fellow poster that pregnancy tests are not reliable indicator of pregnancy 4 days after you wee on them and that the reason its yellow is because it's full of dried piss..

Also that the only way to describe a 'metalic' taste in your mouth is to say its tastes unsurprisingly of metal.

Banned from a mothering message board.. i am semi embarassed !

ahh baby dancing is banned from our posts we just tend to call it shagging.

or shágging, Bounty don't approve of swearing.

baby-dancing?
my toes have just curled
my eyes are watering
is baby-dancing, like, errr...having a shag?

oooh...snap, worzel

Is anyone else slightly alarmed that people who have never heard of common sense, much less ever had any, are allowed to reproduce?

i did feel a bit violated Tsar, i went to the park with dd and came back and it was all flashing lights and snotty messages.

oh, no, Hecate, what an un-PC thought!

love and hugz conquer all.

Baby dancing is shagging? That's just so creepy!

My eyes are bleeding from hun exposure.

OP, thanks for that hun.

Thats ok hun, any time !

The debates bit of bounty is unbarable, have any of you ever been on there ?

I haven't but I might go and have a look now. I fancy a good bunfight. We should have a competition to see who can get banned fastest.

If you really want to get banned from a site, try KellyMom! All you have to do is point out how different UK health care is from US sick care and they get upset with you. Defend yourself and you get kicked off.

I keep getting threads locked for mentioning Baby Led Weaning - it's highly dangerous, unsupported and only used by uneducated lay people who got the bit between their teeth and ran with it.

I have to say this site does make a refreshing change. I hate the phrase "AF" and come on! I may not swear myself but I still know what people are getting at, why not just say it?

Gah! Sod 'em Worzsel you're better off here...what a stupid thing to ban someone for.

God knows what they'd make of it on here

Yeah we could visit in a gang. Mosey on through and kick a few chairs over.

i read that as baby wed leaning and thought what the fuck no wonder it gets you banned !

Af is another strange one, who the hell is AF.. i tend to use 'The Bitch'

that'll make the piano player stop
make mine a sarsparilla

Oh, please don't go over there o cause trouble.
Honestly, it's been done to death and is very embarassing.

There have been mumsnet flash mobs of bounty before and we got into trouble.
It also ended with loads of bounty people coming to mumsnet (spot the txt spk)

Not a good idea!

We can just quietly tut over the fence.

Oh god noooo...I was only joking!

x posts jeremy vile, but great minds...

lol - you've only said what I often want to.

God I really want to know if she's pregnant now!

how can it get you into trouble though?
not that i could be arsed - those forums gave me a feeling like cotton wool being dragged on my teeth

I thought babydancing was that uncontrollable urge to piss that you get when the baby shows off it's riverdance moves on top of your bladder

baby dancing is rife on mumsnet too, I just don't go to the threads involved.

I bet she is pregnant, she posted that she ovulated one day and that she was 3 weeks pregnant a few days later.

i dount she'll have any trouble getting pregnant.